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Jennifer Love Hewitt finally wears a bikini

November 28th, 20078 comments

It’s been a while since I’ve seen Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini which is why I was rather disappointed when I opened these up and saw her once amazing rack dwarfed by her huge cottage cheese ass. It’s akin to salivating over the food from a pricey restaurant only to find out the portions …

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has big boobs

October 15th, 20074 comments

My friend told me Jennifer Love Hewitt is in these photos. I don’t see her. Is this like one of those 3-D images? Do I have to stare past the picture? Mm, still nothing. Wait, what if I… nope. My friend clearly has vision problems.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is boobtastic

February 27th, 2007Respond

I will not lie to you. I am extremely turned on right now. When I saw this, my penis shot up so fast it hit the underside of my table pretty hard causing some bruising. I wish I lived somewhere that could handle my erection. Like a cathedral. But enough about me, look at Jennifer …

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Halloween 2006, The Aftermath

November 1st, 2006Respond

What happens the day after Halloween is everybody gets around and stares at pictures of celebs in Halloween costumes. Uh, ok, that’s just what I do because I’m a lonely individual.
Alyssa Milano dressed as Tinker Bell or a fairy. I don’t really know because I’m not actually staring at the costume.

Heidi Klum took Halloween to …

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a tabloid whore

August 8th, 200612 comments

It’s nice to know some celebrities read the gossip rags about other celebrities or themselves. Except in Jennifer Love’s case, she’s buying out the store’s inventory. The last time I bought this many magazines at once was when I thought I read Britney Spears had a sex tape. I guess I read it wrong because …

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