The title should actually be “James Woods and William Shatner are dirty and a little creepy and old,” but I don’t think that would have fit. Jeri Ryan feels it’s better she isn’t one of those prissy girls. The Seven of Nine actress stars in Shark with James Woods and says:

“Within 30 seconds of meeting Jimmy, he began commenting on the ‘The Girls,’ as I refer to my boobs. In fact, ‘The Girls’ have become a constant topic of conversation on the set.”

James Woods isn’t the only one fascinated by her breasts, there’s also Billy.

Asked if she and William Shatner discussed “Star Trek” when they worked together on “Boston Legal,” she quipped: “Not really. He mainly talked about ‘The Girls.’ “

Just another reason why I should become an actor. Even when I’m in my 50′s and 60′s and about to die, I can still go on about my co-workers breasts like some blithering idiot without the searing pain in my nuts. Not only that, the older I get the more acceptable it is for me to have an erection while talking to someone like Jeri Ryan. Assuming I can still get it up at that age. I’d be pretty impressed if my penis survived the daily beatings I’m giving it now.

Jeri Ryan of Star Trek: Voyager fame is engaged to French chef Christopher Eme. She announced the engagement while promoting her new tv series, Shark.

Ryan revealed the details of the proposal saying, “He brought me home, covered my eyes and took me up to the bedroom. “He had candles lit everywhere and champagne on ice. He had gotten this huge canvas and painted it with words that said in French ‘And you come with me forever.’” Eme also put a photograph of the pair at the bottom of the canvas with the words ‘Toi et Moi’ (‘You and Me’).

Sure, it’s romantic when he does it, but when I do the canvas thing women freak out. I suppose it has a little to do with using the blood of vrigins to write ‘And you come with me forever’. Some women are so stuck up. When asked for a reply, Christopher Eme cried: “All I wanted was anal sex”.