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Jessica Alba wanted as Barbarella

July 2nd, 20081 comment

Robert Rodriguez, director of Grindhouse, Sin City and From Dusk Till Dawn, was married to and had five kids with Elizabeth Avellan. During the filming of Grindhouse in 2006, he met Rose McGowan and began an affair. Elizabeth eventually found out and Robert had to stop production for a month to recover.
Rodriguez and McGowan made …

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Jessica Alba finally popped

June 9th, 20082 comments

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl Saturday at Cedars-Sinai. Naturally, Alba named her Honor Marie Warren.
They just moved into a $4 million Beverly Hills home with their three dogs.
“It’s a lot of stress to buy a house, have a baby and get married in six months,” she recently told USA Weekend. “It’s a …

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The hottest thing ever

June 2nd, 20085 comments

Some magazine printed photos of Jessica Alba pregnant, in a bikini, floating in a pool with her husband. It was quite disconcerting. All these fantasies and erections I had and would have had about Jessica. Poof. Gone. Just like that. Nevertheless, if you asked me if I’d still do Jessica Alba in her current state, …

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Jessica Alba is married

May 20th, 20084 comments

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren secretly married Monday. The two wed in a courthouse ceremony without extravagances or friends or family. How antisocial.
They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.
“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says.
Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived …

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Jessica Alba fatter, but still good looking

April 7th, 2008Respond

Despite Jessica Alba’s ever expanding waistline made possible by whatever is festering in her womb (thanks a lot Cash), she’s still attractive. As evidenced by these pictures of her attending her baby shower. Amazing since some pregnant women seem to lose it after the first month. This leads me to believe her baby will have …

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It has a name

April 3rd, 20082 comments

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren may have already picked a name for their unborn daughter. Honor Warren. Is this a joke? Ashton, I’m going to smash your face. The only thing worse than Honor Warren is Hope Warren or I Grow My Own Dinner Warren. They should just name her My Parents Hate Me …

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Cash Warren is creative, not really

March 25th, 20082 comments

In what may be news to some, Cash Warren has a social networking site called IBeatYou.com where people go to beat each other [off]. *Snicker* To promote it he made a lip dub video and convinced his pregnant girlfriend Jessica Alba to appear in the video. Not surprisingly, this pales in comparison to the time …

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Tom Cruise auditioned his wives

March 10th, 20081 comment

Ex-scientologist Marc Headley, who used to produce promo films for the cult, claims that Tom Cruise had a hard time landing a girlfriend after his split from Penelope Cruz in 2004 so he did what any self-respecting man would do and set up a series of fake casting calls to find himself a wife. Actresses …

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