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Hideous Jessica Alba Learns to Accept Herself

In her latest iVillage blog, Jessica Alba explains that she’s finally come to terms with her disgusting body. Before becoming a mother of two, Alba “couldn’t even say the word ‘sexy’ ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Does Jack Italy

Here’s Jessica Alba covering the April 2012 edition of Jack Magazine. Mainly to remind us that she’s still one of the hottest celebrities in Hollywood and has been for well ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Is Getting a Massage

You know why James the masseuse is standing behind a chair giving Jessica Alba a massage? It’s so his erection doesn’t keep poking her in the back of the head. ... Read More »

Jessica Alba at the 2012 Golden Globes

The 69th Annual Golden Globes Awards took place last night where celebrities sat around at tables while their peers gave them verbal handjobs. And for those people that didn’t win ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Was Also in a Bikini

Jessica Alba also spent the holidays near the water but in her case she spent it on a beach in Cabo. Oh, how bourgeoisie. What? A kiddie pool filled with ... Read More »

This Week in Shoots – 12.16.2011

This should really become a daily thing. How many magazines are out there? Christ. Enjoy. - Abby Elliott in Maxim. - Aimee Teegarden in an unknown photoshoot. She sort of looks like Elisha Cuthbert ... Read More »

Jessica Alba in the Beauty Book

The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer is a new coffee table book with photos of celebrities including Leighton Meester, Eva Lonogoria, Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba and more. All money from the ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Lit a Christmas Tree

Sort of. Not really. Jessica Alba simply hosted Swarovski Elements and Rodeo Drive Holiday Lighting Ceremony in Beverly Hills on Monday with Cash Warren. The entire event was made up ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Is Injured. Maybe

Jessica Alba was spotted in Brentwood today with her baby and a girlfriend going on a lunch date. A bandage was also spotted wrapped around her right forearm. Speculation is ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Looked Great

Jessica Alba was at some Ralph Lauren event hosted by Oprah a couple days ago in New York and she looked absolutely fantastic. You wouldn’t even know two kids popped ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Went to a Meeting

Fame says that Jessica Alba isn’t wearing any makeup in these pictures of her after lunch at the Tavern for a business meeting. Clearly that’s a lie since you can ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Is Still Pregnant

Jessica Alba is pregnant but you can’t really tell because she stays in shape and wears loose-fitting clothes. Unlike some other pregnant celebs who just balloon up. Someone give this ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Gave Birth

The bad news is Jessica Alba was pregnant causing her to balloon to an ungodly weight (almost to that of an average American woman!!) that not even I could masturbate ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Still Pregnant

Jessica Alba showed up at the Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D premiere in LA on Sunday and if you’re wondering, the fourth dimension they created ... Read More »

Yep, Jessica Alba Is Pregnant

Jessica Alba showed off her baby bump yesterday proving just how terrible these parasitic embryos are. Why any woman would want to carry one inside them is beyond me. They ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Was Persecuted By Hollywood

In an interview with Latina magazine, Jessica Alba talks about her second baby, showing off her pregnant belly and the insecurities she had as a kid. She also talked about ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Still in Cabo, Still in Bikini

For the second day in a row, Jessica Alba lounged around in a bikini in Cabo. These pictures are a little bit better than the ones yesterday because she looks ... Read More »

Jessica Alba in a Bikini, Pregnant

The good news is Jessica Alba hit up a beach in Mexico yesterday wearing a bikini. The bad news is Cash Warren stuck his dork inside her a few months ... Read More »

Be Not Frightened, Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony all attended the Costume Institute Gala celebrating Alexander McQueen in New York last night. Jennifer Lopez showed up with her serious ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Has Bazaar Outtakes

Before Jessica Alba got pregnant again, she did a shoot for Harper’s Bazaar. These are the outtakes. They are depressing. Not because they’re bad or anything. They’re the complete opposite. ... Read More »