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Jessica Alba does not feel the sexy

Ironic that everyone in the world finds Jessica Alba to be muy caliente. Everyone but Jessica. She tells E! that, “I never feel sexy..I’m always wondering when my next break is…I ... Read More »

Jessica Alba dressed up as jailbait

Jessica Alba dressed up as a sexy Dora the Explorer for Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween party and, um, am I allowed to look at these? I’m not going to get ... Read More »

Jessica Alba to be a Focker

Jessica Alba has been cast in the third and hopefully, mercifully last Fockers movie titled Little Fockers. Alba will play a pretty pharmaceutical rep who “wreaks havoc on male characters ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is a redhead now

Good news for people who couldn’t imagine Jessica Alba as a redhead but really wanted to. Now you don’t have to overwork your precious little brains. Alba dyed her hair ... Read More »

It’s about time

I was beginning to think Jessica Alba gave up bikinis when she popped a kid out. I’ve spent every day for the past few months cursing that dumb bitch (her ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is sorry

Yesterday,  The Lost Ogle reported that Jessica Alba went on a “Save the Great White Shark” binge and plastered posters all over public property in Downtown Oklahoma City where she ... Read More »

Jessica Alba graciously accepts her ticket

Jessica Alba was pulled over in Santa Monica last Friday. She accepted her ticket with nary an objection. Yet, she still sounded a little conceited. When she got the ticket, ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is trying for another baby

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl last June. Now she wants another one. According to the National Enquirer: “Jessica and Cash are working overtime to get pregnant. She and ... Read More »
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