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Jessica Alba dressed up as jailbait

Jessica Alba dressed up as a sexy Dora the Explorer for Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween party and, um, am I allowed to look at these? I’m not going to get ... Read More »

Jessica Alba to be a Focker

Jessica Alba has been cast in the third and hopefully, mercifully last Fockers movie titled Little Fockers. Alba will play a pretty pharmaceutical rep who “wreaks havoc on male characters ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is a redhead now

Good news for people who couldn’t imagine Jessica Alba as a redhead but really wanted to. Now you don’t have to overwork your precious little brains. Alba dyed her hair ... Read More »

It’s about time

I was beginning to think Jessica Alba gave up bikinis when she popped a kid out. I’ve spent every day for the past few months cursing that dumb bitch (her ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is sorry

Yesterday,  The Lost Ogle reported that Jessica Alba went on a “Save the Great White Shark” binge and plastered posters all over public property in Downtown Oklahoma City where she ... Read More »

Jessica Alba graciously accepts her ticket

Jessica Alba was pulled over in Santa Monica last Friday. She accepted her ticket with nary an objection. Yet, she still sounded a little conceited. When she got the ticket, ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is trying for another baby

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl last June. Now she wants another one. According to the National Enquirer: “Jessica and Cash are working overtime to get pregnant. She and ... Read More »

It smiles!

So, Jessica Alba really isn’t a humorless alien sent from another planet to seduce and enslave mankind? Consider my reality shattered. Read More »
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