So here’s Jessica Alba at Fashion Week in Paris. She looks like she’s wearing a half-cape or something. A Gucci cape. That’s new. No one told me they were getting ...
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Jessica Alba showed up at the Little Fockers premiere in New York on Wednesday with short hair and white, furry dress. It was the best thing to happen in Abominable ...
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A couple weeks ago when Jessica Alba’s nude photos hit the net Elle also released an excerpt from an interview with her where she trashed screenwriters, the people who write ...
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Friday is a great day for Jessica Alba. Besides Jessica’s nude pics leaking, she also has an interview with Elle Magazine where she throws screenwriters under a bus. Alba quipped, ...
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Don’t ask me why these photos of a pregnant Jessica Alba flashing her breasts all of a sudden appeared today. Do you ask questions when you find a $100 bill ...
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A few days ago I posted the video of Jessica Alba’s GQ UK shoot. Today some kind gentlemen scanned and uploaded her spread to the internet. So hot. I bet ...
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Jessica Alba is on the cover of the November issue of GQ UK. She’s hotter than 90% of the female population so women must feel all warm and fuzzy inside ...
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Jessica Alba sort of did a nude scene in Machete. I say sort of because the scene was filmed with Jessica in her bra and panties. They digitally removed them ...
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Jessica Alba is in the September 2010 edition of the Italian Vanity Fair. Not sure if these do it for me. If I had to guess what keeps these photos ...
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Jessica Alba strolled through LAX in a see-through top today like it was no big deal. Well, let me tell you something, Jessica Alba. My penis thinks it’s a big ...
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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, if you see Lindsay driving down the street in her new Maserati, run the hell away.
On Wednesday at around 5 PM, ...
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Jessica Alba made an appearance at The Late Show with David Letterman on Tuesday. She was dressed in a ruffled blue dress which was really hot because the bottom was ...
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Jessica Alba was in LA on Thursday posing for a rooftop photo shoot. The significance of that was it was way easier for paparazzi to get an upskirt shot. I ...
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Jessica Alba looked dejected while posing for a photoshoot in LA on Friday. Hot! I like all my women like this. Half naked, hopeless and contractually obligated to stand in ...
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This is Jessica Alba trying to act all cute and innocent in an attempt to get out of a speeding ticket. Not sure if it worked. (Update: apparently it worked)
If ...
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Jessica Alba is in the September 2010 edition of FHM magazine. It’s a recycled photo shoot but still hot. Alba looks the same now as she did then. It’s like ...
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Here’s Jessica Alba at the Chanel show in Paris making every other woman jealous. You could dress her in a rotting deer carcass and she’d still look super hot. She ...
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It has been confirmed. Jessica Alba is still pretty even after she popped out a kid and married a douchebag. Here she is after the Dior show in Paris looking ...
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Jessica Alba spent the day at Newport Beach over the weekend and I can’t believe I wasn’t there. It should be mandatory that trumpets blare and a servant announces, “Here ...
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What? A present? For me? You shouldn’t have! Aww, you’re so sweet.
That kid totally ruins this picture. It’s so hard for me to sexualize Jessica when a stupid stroller with ...
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