
Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson were at the premiere for The Killer Inside Me getting frisky with each other. I have no idea why Jessica looks like she’s molesting Kate, ...
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Jessica Alba used to be all sexy and running around beaches in a tiny bikinis. Then she had a daughter and married Cash Warren and now she dresses like the ...
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Thank god Jessica Alba is super cute again. Here she is getting coffee in LA wearing cutoffs. The best part about these pictures is that neither that douchebag husband nor ...
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It’s been a while since Jessica Alba was up on this site, but she showed up at the premiere for Valentine’s Day looking kind of hot despite wearing what looked ...
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Ironic that everyone in the world finds Jessica Alba to be muy caliente. Everyone but Jessica. She tells E! that,
“I never feel sexy..I’m always wondering when my next break is…I ...
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Jessica Alba dressed up as a sexy Dora the Explorer for Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween party and, um, am I allowed to look at these? I’m not going to get ...
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Jessica Alba has been cast in the third and hopefully, mercifully last Fockers movie titled Little Fockers. Alba will play a pretty pharmaceutical rep who “wreaks havoc on male characters ...
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Good news for people who couldn’t imagine Jessica Alba as a redhead but really wanted to. Now you don’t have to overwork your precious little brains. Alba dyed her hair ...
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I was beginning to think Jessica Alba gave up bikinis when she popped a kid out. I’ve spent every day for the past few months cursing that dumb bitch (her ...
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Yesterday, The Lost Ogle reported that Jessica Alba went on a “Save the Great White Shark” binge and plastered posters all over public property in Downtown Oklahoma City where she ...
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Jessica Alba was pulled over in Santa Monica last Friday. She accepted her ticket with nary an objection. Yet, she still sounded a little conceited. When she got the ticket, ...
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Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl last June. Now she wants another one. According to the National Enquirer:
“Jessica and Cash are working overtime to get pregnant. She and ...
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So, Jessica Alba really isn’t a humorless alien sent from another planet to seduce and enslave mankind? Consider my reality shattered.
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Over the weekend, Jessica Alba’s kid felt her up while she was being carried around Brentwood. It was depressing. I’ve been trying to do this for six years and this ...
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Jessica Alba is either:
A) Getting the world’s greatest massage
B) Having her soul sucked out of her body
C) Attempting to seduce me
Choose wisely. This counts for 50% of your grade. Write-in ...
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These photos of Jessica Alba at the park with her daughter Honor Marie are proof positive that she’s into anal. That little bow tattooed above her ass is like a ...
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You may or may not remember that video from last week in D.C. where Alba told a reporter to “be Sweden, be neutral ...
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At the Declare Yourself event in Washington, D.C., The O’Reilly Factor asked Jessica Alba if she had a shout-out for the show’s host, ...
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The funny thing with these bang haircuts is that Suri Cruise has been rocking almost the same style for the past year. Suri wants to know where her props are.
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Turns out there aren’t only 12 photos of Jessica Alba in the Campari calendar. There are a lot more. 50+ more. Most of which are just outtakes or behind the ...
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