Jessica Alba wrote an essay for a book called “If I’d Known Then.” In it, she remembers the time she was in sixth grade and had huge breasts. Because of this the elementary school principle and a few “self-righteous” PTA moms labeled her a slut. She also writes,
“Boys are awful. They are made of nothing …

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The National Enquirer reports that Jessica Alba recently learned she’s going to have twins just like Jennifer Lopez and possibly Angelina Jolie. Alba is both excited and dismayed because this means she’ll have to redo her plans to include two babies.
One friend tells the publication, “Knowing that she’s going to have twins has turned Jessica’s …

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Hoping to redeem herself for that awful Chinese horror remake she did, Jessica Alba appeared in Latina Magazine and paid homage to a bunch of horror classics. Psycho, Scream, Exorcist, Birds and Rosemary’s Baby were all shot with Jessica Alba in place of the original actors. In unrelated news, the next Latina Magazine was one …

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Jessica Alba tells Latina Magazine she plans to speak only Spanish to her baby because she always regretted not learning it from her grandparents as a child and eventually they’ll learn English at school anyway. The problem is Jessica doesn’t know how to speak Spanish. A conundrum indeed. Alba’s father never spoke Spanish to her …

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Jessica Alba attended the premiere for her new Hong Kong horror remake, The Eye, and just between you and me, I think she’s pregnant. Don’t ask me how I know, I just have a sixth sense for these things. Women call me intuitive. I guess it’s true. I don’t mean to brag, but I’m pretty …

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Hayden Christensen was horrified when he was told he’d have to do a sex scene with Jessica Alba noting that it was one of the “scariest moments in his life.” I should probably mention it’s because he thought Jessica was really pretty.
“I was just so nervous. Really nervous. Running around with a lightsaber is really …

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Jessica Alba was interviewed by Elle where she had a few choice words for Zac Efron, the prepubescent gay guy in High School Musical.
Of meeting Efron, she says, “He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just a little kid.’”
Alba also wants you to know she’s never …

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I never thought I’d be reading, much less, quoting something from CosmoGIRL. After this, you’ll see why I probably never will again. For their upcoming issue, Jessica Alba, Pete Wentz and Chace Crawford talked about love and relationships. Alba started it off with some dating advice which no girl should ever heed.
“Most guys, especially when …

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