It has a name

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren may have already picked a name for their unborn daughter. Honor Warren. Is this a joke? Ashton, I’m going to smash your face. The ... Read More »

Cash Warren is creative, not really

In what may be news to some, Cash Warren has a social networking site called IBeatYou.com where people go to beat each other [off]. *Snicker* To promote it he made ... Read More »

Tom Cruise auditioned his wives

Ex-scientologist Marc Headley, who used to produce promo films for the cult, claims that Tom Cruise had a hard time landing a girlfriend after his split from Penelope Cruz in ... Read More »

Jessica Alba was a hot sixth grader

Jessica Alba wrote an essay for a book called “If I’d Known Then.” In it, she remembers the time she was in sixth grade and had huge breasts. Because of ... Read More »

Jessica Alba to have twins

The National Enquirer reports that Jessica Alba recently learned she’s going to have twins just like Jennifer Lopez and possibly Angelina Jolie. Alba is both excited and dismayed because this ... Read More »

Jessica Alba does more horror

Hoping to redeem herself for that awful Chinese horror remake she did, Jessica Alba appeared in Latina Magazine and paid homage to a bunch of horror classics. Psycho, Scream, Exorcist, ... Read More »

Jessica Alba wants her kids to speak only Spanish

Jessica Alba tells Latina Magazine she plans to speak only Spanish to her baby because she always regretted not learning it from her grandparents as a child and eventually they’ll ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is getting plumper

Jessica Alba attended the premiere for her new Hong Kong horror remake, The Eye, and just between you and me, I think she’s pregnant. Don’t ask me how I know, ... Read More »