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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards were dumb

I didn’t watch the 2007 MTV Movie Awards last night. Instead, I went to see Knocked Up which was pretty funny. Go watch it. From what I see, I didn’t ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is a rebel

Jessica Alba tells InStyle she loves challenging authority. According to Jessica, this wasn’t easy on her parents. The sexpot explains, “The second somebody says ‘no’ to me is the second I’m ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is pretty

GQ did a photoshoot with Jessica Alba which coincidentally turns out to be the best they’ve ever done. A big step up from that Lindsay Lohan one that made her ... Read More »

Jessica Alba does something in a robe

Jessica Alba was at a recent photo shoot in one of those swirly things that spin around and try to hypnotize you. Except, I’m not really hypnotized. Just a little ... Read More »

Jessica Alba in a manwich

Jessica Alba continued shooting her Revlon commercial. This time sandwiched between two guys. A complete betrayal of our relationship. I made her that pink construction paper valentine with “Jessica Alba ... Read More »

Jessica Alba wears white panties

Here’s Jessica Alba shooting some Revlon commercial which should ultimately lead to an Oscar. Do they give Oscars for commercials? If they don’t, they really should. They can have a ... Read More »

Jessica Alba loves her dog

Jessica Alba gave her dog a slobbery kiss during a film break which may or may not mean she cheated on me. Last time I talked to her, she told ... Read More »

Jessica Alba cried in acting class

Jessica Alba told a tv reporter on the set of Rise of the Silver Surfer that Desparate Housewive‘s Felicity Huffman made her cry in acting class. “Felicity was very hard on ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is just like us

For some reason, Jessica Alba looks a little underwhelming in these pictures. It could be the two white napkins clipped to her head or that it looks like she just ... Read More »

In other news

Durrr. Happy Wednesday and lets hope those see through pics of Scarlett Johansson finally show up. Live blogging of American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile. Wow, I thought I was the ... Read More »

Jessica Alba could be engaged

Jessica Alba is dating Cash Warren, the first assistant director on the next Fantastic Four movie. Rumors are out that Jessica Alba is engaged to Cash after being spotted in ... Read More »

Jessica Alba without makeup

Jessica Alba with makeup is pretty hot. Jessica Alba without makeup is not as hot, but I’d still hit it. More than once. What can I say? I’m a really ... Read More »

Jessica Alba still in a bikini

Some people say I have an unhealthy obsession with Jessica Alba in a bikini. These people are dead wrong. Obsessions are for pansies. I’m full on infatuated. So infatuated that ... Read More »

Jessica Alba plays football in a bikini

No IMG Someone must have been listening to my prayers because even more pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini have popped up. This time she’s playing football. If this were ... Read More »

Jessica Alba in a bikini for the New Year

Images removed by request. I’m just popping in to say Happy New Year. It’s only fitting to start 2007 off with Jessica Alba in a bikini. While everyone else was wishing ... Read More »

Jessica Alba is wrong

It seems as if Jessica Alba has been spouting out nonsense lately. According to In Touch Magazine, Jessica had this to say about her body. “I have curves, but I don’t ... Read More »

In other news

Jessica Alba’s bra is up for auction on eBay. Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the top 2 Victoria’s Secret Models. That’s right, I said it. Pink wears panties unlike some other celebrity ... Read More »

Jessica Alba hugs it out

These pictures of Jessica Alba with her legs wrapped around Cash Warren are leading people to believe they’re having sex. A couple of things. It doesn’t look like she’s having ... Read More »

In other news

Sienna Miller is a famous actress – After being thrown out of Young’s Tavern in Pittsburgh because she didn’t have ID, Sienna Miller took off her hat and said ‘I ... Read More »

Jessica Alba walks

There hasn’t been enough pretty on this site because of all the ugly news. So here’s Jessica Alba with someone I assume is her man-slave. If I was pretty like ... Read More »