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Jessica Biel is all natural

May 29th, 20082 comments

It’s weird. Jessica Biel without makeup reminds me of Hilary Swank. And that scares me. Doubly so because she’s at a Mariners game.

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Disney’s celebrity re-imagination

January 25th, 20084 comments

For whatever reason, Disney started a campaign of using celebrities as Disney characters. They have Tina Fey as Tinkerbell, Giselle Bundchen and Mikhail Baryshnikov as Wendy and Peter Pan, Whoopi Goldberg as Genie, Jessica Biel as Pocahontas and Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin. Missing from the set are Paris and Nicky …

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Uhh…

January 11th, 20088 comments

PEOPLE is pretty excited Jessica Biel went blond. However, they completely glossed over the fact that someone might have punched her in the mouth. That must have hurt. On the bright side, she’s halfway towards a pair of decent DSL’s.

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Jessica Biel fights back

November 7th, 20072 comments

Evidently fed up with the constant whir, click of the cameras around her, Jessica Biel decided to give paparazzi a taste of their own medicine by stepping out of her SUV and snapping pics of them with her own camera. I can imagine Jessica thinking, “Ha, look at yourselves now! Not so pleasant is it?! …

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Jessica Biel pulls a Britney

October 25th, 2007Respond

Yesterday, Jessica Biel began berating a photog and even tapped him with her umbrella after leaving a yoga class. The paparazzo was attempting to snap pictures of she-hulk before she started screaming at him for getting too close and then dispensing some career advice.
She shouted at them to “not to get close” and “to get …

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Jessica Biel gets her ass grabbed

October 23rd, 2007Respond

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were watching the Packer’s game on October 7 when Justin Timberlake’s cousin (?) grabbed Jessica’s ass. Jessica enjoyed it. JT’s cousin enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. As always, Justin Timberlake was oblivious. Jessica Biel could be sticking her tongue down another girl’s throat and Justin would just stand there pumping …

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Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel

August 20th, 20072 comments

Justin Timberlake, who is reportedly with Jessica Biel, was seen at an HBO party at the rooftop of the Tribeca Grand cavorting with a bronzed-skin, long haired brunette. Page Six says,
They were obviously into each other,” said the spy. “It was just the two of them . . . he had no entourage at all.” …

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Jessica Biel will be naked in “Powder Blue”

August 16th, 2007Respond

Seven years ago, Jessica Biel bared all for Gear, but since then, she hasn’t been too keen on doing it again. Not anymore. Jessica Biel is finally going nude. In the upcoming movie Powder Blue with Forrest Whitaker, Biel plays a “stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son”. A story strippers …

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