Is Jessica Biel applying to be a Navy SEAL? That’s the only logical explanation for her looking so muscley. Jessica looks like she should be running top secret government missions instead of being a Hollywood sex symbol. Speaking of which. That title will be revoked with prejudice if she continues pumping enough iron to make …
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Jessica Biel is sexy
August 17th, 20063 comments
I don’t know where the ass of Jessica Biel came from, but it’s a thing of beauty. I can only fathom that her constant excercise might have increased the size of her badonkadonk. You could invite Jessica to a party and use her ass as a serving tray, but that would be a sin and …
Jessica Biel likes kissing girls
August 14th, 2006Respond
The New York Daily News is claiming Jessica Biel kissed her attractive girlfriend at the Lotus club. They actually used the word smooch. I take this to mean she stuck her tounge down the other girl’s throat or else this wouldn’t be newsworthy.
Biel’s party enjoyed Grey Goose and soda, and the club sent over a …
Saturday Madness
July 22nd, 2006Respond
Jessica Biel is expensive: Jessica Biel has been auctioned off for $30,000 to benefit some girl who lost her leg on prom night after being dragged by a Hummer stretch limousine. The event itself generated $44,000. Jessica was not there in person for the auction, but she recorded a voice message promising she was a …
Jessica Biel in the bikini
July 6th, 2006Respond
Instead of acting like a drunk slut at the beach, Jessica Biel decided to do something that didn’t require a friend holding your hair back at the end of the day. The best part is, she’s still in a bikini and, of course, hanging out with her dogs doing some form of excercise. There’s one …
Jessica Biel keeps walking her dog
July 3rd, 2006Respond
I’ve noticed in the past week or two people love to either a) see Jessica Biel workout or b) see Jessica Biel walk her dogs. I’ve concluded that these are the only pictures paparazzi are allowed to have because for everything else, Jessica Biel just kicks their ass and steals them.
Here she is walking her …
Jessica Biel has reasons
June 28th, 2006Respond
Everyone has been seeing pictures of Jessica Biel constantly working out. A normal person would just assume she’s trying to keep in shape. I am not a normal person and I can see through her facade.
Jessica Biel works out in order to carry dead babies in her 20 gallon bag. This conclusion came from scientific …
Jessica Biel is built
June 23rd, 2006Respond
I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a woman…who can leg press 900lbs. Would it heighten the pleasure knowing that at any instant, she could crush my ribcage? If I tickled her, would she mule kick me to the ceiling? Had I given her flowers instead of fondling her breasts, …
