A pregnant Jessica Simpson attended a bachelorette party over the weekend and because she’s Jessica Simpson, tweeted a photo of her wearing a gigantic, fleshy penis mask complete with eyes, ...
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Remember how I said Jessica Simpson’s kid was going to be worthless? That’s still true for the most part but what that kid couldn’t give Jessica in magazine covers, it’ll ...
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Bad news for celebrities looking to sell their baby photos. The golden age of using your kid to turn a profit is over. Jessica Simpson, for example, is going to ...
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Jessica Simpson went out with her sister and her nephew Bronx in New York the other day and, good lord, her breasts are huge from the pregnancy. Honestly, I can’t ...
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The previous Jessica Simpson post didn’t quite highlight the extent of her pregnancy. Here she is walking around New York again pregnant as can be. If Beyonce saw this, she’d ...
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Is everyone pregnant these days? Here’s Jessica Simpson lugging her fetus around NYC yesterday. She’s so big now. She looks like a linebacker. She should try out for the Colts. ...
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Jessica Simpson may have let slip the sex of her baby during an interview with Us Weekly. She talked to the magazine about how she was going to deliver her ...
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Jessica Simpson tells PEOPLE that pregnancy was meant for her. Om nom nom nom. She continues, “I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with ...
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OMGFacts tweeted, “The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day.” Jessica Simpson, the most seductive being on the planet, responded with, “The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!”
Simply ...
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Moments ago, Jessica Simpson confirmed the pregnancy everyone knew about.
It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!
By the way, she made a pun out of the announcement, dressing like ...
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Jessica Simpson captioned this photo of her with “Short girl problems.”
Rihanna blew $1,500 in 5 minutes at a Paris sex shop. Left “grinning ear to ear.” Those French are kinky. ...
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Everyone pretty much knows Jessica Simpson is pregnant and it’s becoming impossible to hide so why try. Here she is shopping in New York City not covering up with flowy ...
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Let’s not kid ourselves any longer. Jessica Simpson is pregnant. She still has yet to negotiate a deal with a weekly to put her baby bump on the cover but ...
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Wondering why you haven’t heard any confirmation about Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy on the cover of PEOPLE? Because according to Page Six, she’s still negotiating a deal with the help of ...
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Life & Style can confirm that Jessica Simpson is pregnant because a source tells them “I definitely think she’s pregnant,” due to her eating a lot. Wait. The source knows ...
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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson got engaged over 10 months ago. The wedding was to happen soon but now it’s been postponed indefinitely. Sources attribute this to Jessica being indecisive ...
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At this point, you can take your pick but InTouch Weekly says it’s the former.
“She’s already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which ...
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Everyone breathe a sigh of relief and wipe that sweat from your brow. Jessica Simpson is not getting a breast reduction.
Early this month, In Touch claimed Jessica Simpson was going ...
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Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey currently have a wedding themed reality special on TLC because they could really use the money. It’s called Nick & Vanessa’s Dream Wedding. Anyway, on ...
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Jessica Simpson turned 31 and to celebrate, her fiance Eric Johnson spared no expense, took her credit card and bought her a $15,000 Hermes Birkin Bag. That’s Jessica kissing it ...
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