Sources tell WWD that PEOPLE shelled out $800,000 for exclusive photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby. A paltry sum compared to past celebrity babies such as Matthew McConaughey who got $3 ...
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In real life, people have to pay other people like personal trainers to force them into shape. In the celebrity world, organizations pay people like Jessica Simpson $4 million ($3 ...
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After a two year pregnancy, Jessica Simpson finally pushed out that parasite that’s been feeding off her body. It came out in the form of a screaming 9 pound 13 ...
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Jessica Simpson, who’s due in 4 weeks, waddled onto Jimmy Kimmel last night to talk about the immense pressure being placed on her vag and how it’s going to be worse ...
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According to In Touch Weekly, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson will name their soon-to-be born 15 pound baby girl Maxwell or Maxi for short. Cue endless teasing of “Maxipad.” I ...
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Jessica Simpson’s baby can’t come soon enough. Hopefully she’ll stop revealing all these disturbing personal details no one wants to know when it does. I can’t put my fingers in ...
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A pregnant Jessica Simpson poses nude for the April issue of Elle. Sort of like Demi Moore, Britney Spears and Cindy Crawford did way back when. It’s one of the ...
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According to Star Magazine (hey, stop laughing), Jessica Simpson and fiance Eric Johnson wanted to hit up a local Mexican hotspot in Santa Barbara called La Super-Rica Taqueria. The problem ...
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A pregnant Jessica Simpson attended a bachelorette party over the weekend and because she’s Jessica Simpson, tweeted a photo of her wearing a gigantic, fleshy penis mask complete with eyes, ...
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Remember how I said Jessica Simpson’s kid was going to be worthless? That’s still true for the most part but what that kid couldn’t give Jessica in magazine covers, it’ll ...
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Bad news for celebrities looking to sell their baby photos. The golden age of using your kid to turn a profit is over. Jessica Simpson, for example, is going to ...
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Jessica Simpson went out with her sister and her nephew Bronx in New York the other day and, good lord, her breasts are huge from the pregnancy. Honestly, I can’t ...
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The previous Jessica Simpson post didn’t quite highlight the extent of her pregnancy. Here she is walking around New York again pregnant as can be. If Beyonce saw this, she’d ...
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Is everyone pregnant these days? Here’s Jessica Simpson lugging her fetus around NYC yesterday. She’s so big now. She looks like a linebacker. She should try out for the Colts. ...
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Jessica Simpson may have let slip the sex of her baby during an interview with Us Weekly. She talked to the magazine about how she was going to deliver her ...
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Jessica Simpson tells PEOPLE that pregnancy was meant for her. Om nom nom nom. She continues, “I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with ...
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OMGFacts tweeted, “The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day.” Jessica Simpson, the most seductive being on the planet, responded with, “The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!”
Simply ...
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Moments ago, Jessica Simpson confirmed the pregnancy everyone knew about.
It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!
By the way, she made a pun out of the announcement, dressing like ...
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Jessica Simpson captioned this photo of her with “Short girl problems.”
Rihanna blew $1,500 in 5 minutes at a Paris sex shop. Left “grinning ear to ear.” Those French are kinky. ...
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Everyone pretty much knows Jessica Simpson is pregnant and it’s becoming impossible to hide so why try. Here she is shopping in New York City not covering up with flowy ...
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