Sienna Miller is a famous actress - After being thrown out of Young’s Tavern in Pittsburgh because she didn’t have ID, Sienna Miller took off her hat and said ‘I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress!’ Oh damn, no one recognized her under that hat. Hey, you’re the girl who called Pittsburgh Shitsburgh …
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Jessica Simpson is blonde
October 10th, 2006Respond
That’s the only excuse I can think of for something like this happening. Jessica Simpson has been going around telling people she is starring in a new movie called Blonde Ambition with Luke Wilson and has been preparing for the inevitable rumors linking her and Luke.
But a rep for Wilson told Star, “This project is …
Jessica Simpson is quite charming
September 26th, 2006Respond
Jessica Simpson is pretty hit or miss with her looks lately. These pictures are a miss. Don’t get me wrong, the fourth picture is tempting. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to sleep with a squirrel. They like nuts right? The thing with that is I usually don’t like mine to be chewed …
Joe Simpson is really strange
September 20th, 20062 comments
Radar Online is reporting Joe Simpson has a quiet arrangement with WireImage to provide his own exclusive and racy shots of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and it’s starting to piss off other paparazzi.
One recalled being invited to cover an event sponsored by Jessica’s record label, Epic, only to find her shots blocked again and again …
This is Jessica Simpson
September 14th, 2006Respond
Apparently, Jessica Simpson just got back from fashionably mucking out a pig pen because that’s the only reason someone would wear an outfit like this. And when did Jessica start turning into Kristin Cavallari? At least she’s still got the humongous breasts. That’s some sort of consolation.
Jessica Simpson is an old lady
September 4th, 20061 comment
I didn’t get the memo that allowed Jessica to dress like this. Seriously. Is there someone in charge of her wardrobe or does she pick it out herself? This is one step away from offering sandwiches to me and my friend at inappropriate times. Like when we’re lying naked together. Scream all you want, she’s …
Jessica Simpson was 1/5 fake
August 31st, 2006Respond
Jessica Simpson states the obvious in Glamour by telling the world how last fall she artificially plumped her lips.
“I had that Restylane stuff,” she says. “It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But…it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”
Lip injections looking fake? Impossible. …
Jessica Simpson gets an apology
August 30th, 20062 comments
Jessica Simpson ran into Bam Margera at a dive bar after her album release party where they talked about the rumors of them hooking up.
“And (Jessica) was like, ‘Don’t worry about it, sweetheart, I’m the nicest girl you’ll ever meet. Everything’s fine.’ I’m just like, I’m glad that that happened.”
Nowhere in the story does it …
