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Jessica Simpson was 1/5 fake

Jessica Simpson states the obvious in Glamour by telling the world how last fall she artificially plumped her lips. “I had that Restylane stuff,” she says. “It looked fake to me. ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson gets an apology

Jessica Simpson ran into Bam Margera at a dive bar after her album release party where they talked about the rumors of them hooking up. “And (Jessica) was like, ‘Don’t worry ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson evokes pity

Sometimes Jessica Simpson looks cute, but most of the time she looks scary bordering on manly. In a few of these pictures, you can actually see the resemblance to the ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is a horrible mess

Jessica Simpson is looking rough these days. Her hair is a mess. She’s getting a little chubby. She’s got lipstick all over her teeth. In a few pictures where she’s ... Read More »

Britney Spears insults Jessica Simpson

Earlier today I said the combination of Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis was a level of stupidity that has never been reached. I take that back. Backstage at the Teen ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson has a new song

PageSix is reporting that Pontius from Jackass has made a recording about the time Bam Margera and Jessica Simpson hooked up and it describes a “kinky form of intercourse”. Jessica ... Read More »

More Teen Choice Awards pictures

The Teen Choice Awards always provides with entertainment in the form of pictures. Pictures such as those of Brandon Routh who’s t-shirt is as puzzling as his sexuality, Rachel Bilson ... Read More »

Joe Simpson is still perverted

Joe Simpson can only describe his daughter’s boobs so many times and recount his father-daughter bonding moment of helping Jessica fit into her bra for the first time before he ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson needs no support

Jessica Simpson has finally done it. She has given the world a taste of what they have desired for a long time. Jessica emerged from The Ivy in a see ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson has a new video

Jessica Simpson debuted her Public Affair video on TRL yesterday. Besides making me dizzy, it didn’t have much to offer except for a suprisingly better looking Jessica Simpson. I wanna ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson turned 26

On Monday, Jessica Simpson celebrated her 26th birthday in Cabo San Lucas with CaCee Cob, Ken Paves and her mom. Please kill me if I’m able to go to Cabo ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is Proactiv

Lindsay Lohan finally landed a sponsorship job worth $2 million. She will replace Jessica Simpson as the face of Proactiv Solution, the acne treatment. It amuses me to wach all ... Read More »

Madonna in a three-way

I apologize if the title made you a little queasy, but rest assured, you’re not alone. Get a bucket or some lube and prepare yourself for the rest of this. Finding ... Read More »

Eva Longoria loves running

Jessica Simpson’s new music video features a long list of stars. I’m pretty sure this is to take everyone’s attention away from the fact that it’s actually Madonna’s Holiday song. Here’s ... Read More »

Katie Cassidy in Dallas

Poor Jessica Simpson. First she starts on the path of ugly and now she’s been beaten out by Katie Cassidy for the role of Lucy Ewing on the Dallas movie. ... Read More »