Joe Simpson can only describe his daughter’s boobs so many times and recount his father-daughter bonding moment of helping Jessica fit into her bra for the first time before he becomes creepy. I don’t have any children, so forgive me if this sounds far fetched, but isn’t the mother supposed to be the one to …
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Jessica Simpson needs no support
August 2nd, 2006Respond
Jessica Simpson has finally done it. She has given the world a taste of what they have desired for a long time. Jessica emerged from The Ivy in a see through dress without a bra. Much like a beautiful butterfly emerges from a cocoon. Knowing her, she had no idea she wasn’t wearing a bra. …
Jessica Simpson has a new video
July 20th, 2006Respond
Jessica Simpson debuted her Public Affair video on TRL yesterday. Besides making me dizzy, it didn’t have much to offer except for a suprisingly better looking Jessica Simpson. I wanna be so famous that after I have sex with Jessica Simpson I’ll never have to hear from her again.
Jessica Simpson turned 26
July 13th, 20062 comments
On Monday, Jessica Simpson celebrated her 26th birthday in Cabo San Lucas with CaCee Cob, Ken Paves and her mom. Please kill me if I’m able to go to Cabo San Lucas for my 26th birthday and bring my former assistant, my mom and my hair stylist. Actually, please kill me if I have a …
Lindsay Lohan is Proactiv
July 11th, 2006Respond
Lindsay Lohan finally landed a sponsorship job worth $2 million. She will replace Jessica Simpson as the face of Proactiv Solution, the acne treatment. It amuses me to wach all these celebrities go on about how this face wash helps them so much when in reality, they have never needed it or they go buy …
Madonna in a three-way
July 8th, 2006Respond
I apologize if the title made you a little queasy, but rest assured, you’re not alone. Get a bucket or some lube and prepare yourself for the rest of this.
Finding success in kissing both Britney Spears and Christina Augilera, Madonna wants to do a three-way with Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson at the MTV Music …
Eva Longoria loves running
June 29th, 2006Respond
Jessica Simpson’s new music video features a long list of stars. I’m pretty sure this is to take everyone’s attention away from the fact that it’s actually Madonna’s Holiday song.
Here’s Eva Longoria on the set of the new music video. As you can see, Jessica isn’t content on just taking a song from the 80’s, …
Katie Cassidy in Dallas
June 28th, 2006Respond
Poor Jessica Simpson. First she starts on the path of ugly and now she’s been beaten out by Katie Cassidy for the role of Lucy Ewing on the Dallas movie. The bizzare thing is that Katie Cassidy has more acting experience than Jessica Simpson. David Cassidy’s daughter has been in 7th Heaven, Click and also …
