Jessica Simpson has reached the fifth stage of the Kübler-Ross model, acceptance. After enlisting the help of experts, cold calling neighbors and basically doing everything short of calling in the ...
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Everyone with an ounce of logic knows that Jessica Simpson’s dog, Daisy, was probably eaten by the coyote that snatched her. People have told her as much. They said Jessica ...
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The last time Jessica Simpson saw Daisy, her Maltese poodle, she was in the jaws of a hungry coyote. Realistically, Daisy’s already been digested and turned into fertilizer thus completing ...
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On top of bad luck with men and a failing career, Jessica Simpson just had her Maltese, Daisy, stolen by coyotes right in front of her eyes. Yep, life pretty ...
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At first I was going to make a joke by pretending I was actually able to talk to the people in these photos and ask them, “Who’s that sexy girl?” ...
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While Jessica Simpson is singing at local fairs and trying to catch the greased pig that stole her paycheck, her sister Ashlee is raising her 10-month old son Bronx and ...
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Jessica Simpson hit up France for her VH1 reality show about beauty to guest model for designer Ozlem Suer yesterday. Her breasts didn’t get the memo. They looked like they ...
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Jessica Simpson is upset to hear Tony Romo has sacked another blonde. Get it? Sacked. I’m athletic and such. I don’t write about the intimate details ...
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