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Jessica Simpson May Have Lost Weight

Much commotion is being made about Jessica Simpson’s appearance at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night. It seems she’s gone on a diet for her wedding and looks ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Uses Her Breasts to Escape Parking Tickets

Jessica Simpson’s photoshopped picture is on the PEOPLE Magazine’s Most Beautiful of 2011 but a picture doesn’t give quotes so they had to go to the real Jessica and asked ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Stole Her Boyfriend’s Yale Sweatshirt

Jessica Simpson left the gym yesterday wearing her boyfriend Eric Johnson’s Yale sweatshirt. That’s funny because the only way she’d get into there is if their classes taught her how ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Pregnant Again

Aw, dammit. I thought Jessica Alba was over this whole having babies and getting fat thing. Apparently not. About an hour ago, Jessica went on Facebook to let everyone know she’s ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Thanks God for Eric Johnson’s Ass

Because this is newsworthy, on Saturday night, Jessica Simpson tweeted, “Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush…laying my hands upon it with peace. ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is Happy and Very Healthy

Arriving at JFK airport upon returning from a long vacation at the buffet line, Jessica Simpson said, “Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.” ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Will Have a Prenup

There was a report yesterday that Jessica Simpson made close to a billion dollars off her clothing line. Jessica’s net worth based on this line alone is estimated at $100 ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Made Tons of Money on Clothes

For all intents and purposes, Jessica Simpson should not have a blossoming fashion career but here she is, making $750 million off The Jessica Simpson Collection. Vince Camuto, founder and ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Probably Isn’t Pregnant

There was a rumor flying around that Jessica Simpson was pregnant. This mostly stemmed from the fact that she got fat and people were still in denial so they tried ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson’s Thanksgiving Will Be Jiggly and Weird

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are celebrating Thanksgiving in New York for the first time with a tofu turkey. You see, Eric is a vegan which is extremely surprising because ... Read More »

Of Course She Did

In news that will shock no one, Jessica partied at her house in Encino with pizza and finger foods from Loggia Italian Bistro on Thursday to celebrate her engagement to ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Paid for Her Own Ring

Did you think jobless Eric Johnson paid for Jessica Simpson’s $100,000 “ruby-and-diamond Neil Lane” engagement ring? Bwahahaha. You are too funny. A friend of Jessica tells Popeater that there’s no way ... Read More »

Papa Joe Wants a Prenup

When Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey divorced, there was no prenup which is how Nick walked away with $10 million of Jessica’s money. Now that Jessica is engaged, she’s set ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is Engaged

A week after her Nick Lachey announced his engagement to Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Simpson also became conveniently engaged to her boyfriend of seven months, Eric Johnson. Jessica’s spokesperson tells In ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is Fine With Nick’s Engagement

A few days of hyperventilating in a brown paper bag later, Jessica Simpson put on her happy face and told Us that she isn’t flipping out and she’s actually real ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Was at Macy’s

Here’s Jessica Simpson promoting her new line at Macy’s with her unemployed boyfriend on Wednesday. Man, what happened. I used to want to bang Jessica Simpson. Now I want to ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Showed Up at Fashion Week Looking Like This

I assume that either A) Jessica Simpson doesn’t have a stylist or B) Jessica must have majorly pissed off her stylist which resulted in them playing a big prank on ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Engaged Herself

Jessica Simpson is dating former pro baller Eric Johnson and she’s been telling everyone he’s her future husband. Eric, on the other hand, doesn’t want to rush in to things ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is Passionate

Jessica Simpson put up this picture of her kissing her boyfriend Eric Johnson on Saturday. She tweeted, “Romance 101..getting kissed by my Yalie…me not lookin’ so smart…:) but YUM!” She ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Has a New Boyfriend

Here’s Jessica Simpson and her current boyfriend Eric Johnson vacationing on the Italian Island of Capri and taking a boat ride to Pompei. She seemed happy to see him. That ... Read More »