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Jessica Simpson strips for Tony Romo

April 8th, 20081 comment

Jessica Simpson likes to keep her relationship with Tony Romo exciting by doing her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine on a webcam. Star Magazine writes:
“Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. … She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. … She thinks it keeps the …

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Jessica Simpson is in the hospital

March 31st, 20082 comments

Jessica Simpson is currently being treated for a kidney infection at Cedars-Sinai. She checked in on Friday because of aches and a fever. Her boyfriend, Tony Romo, wasn’t there because he had prior commitments in Dallas. For, uhm, charity. Yea, charity. That’s it.
I’ve always wanted to be a doctor at Cedars-Sinai. That way when Jessica …

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Aww, damnit!

March 27th, 20081 comment

This picture of Jessica Simpson getting out of a car would have been awesome had her hand not been in the way or had she been an amputee. Regardless, I’ll settle for that bruise on her inner thigh. How hard do you think you’d have to push her legs down to leave discoloration like that? …

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Jessica Simpson is on top of the world

February 21st, 20082 comments

Jessica Simpson’s movie, Blonde Ambition, premiered in only eight Texas theaters back in December. It grossed $1,771 in its opening weekend. That’s an abysmal $73 per day for each theater. Jessica isn’t sweating it though because she’s number one… in the Ukraine! Her movie dominated the Ukrainian box office grossing $253,008 over the weekend of …

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Jessica Simpson makes fat people cry

February 19th, 2008Respond

At a low point in her career in 2005, Jessica Simpson agreed to star in a workout tape by Speedfit. Even though million dollar contracts were signed, Jessica changed her mind and is attempting to halt its release by not giving final approval. As a result Alex Astilean, owner of Speedfit, is suing Jessica Simpson …

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Tony Romo is a pussy

January 30th, 2008Respond

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson were at a Metal Skool concert the other day when the band tried to get Tony up on stage to sing Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’. He didn’t want to until everyone started calling him a “pussy.” And that was that last straw! Tony Romo may be a douche, a loser, …

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Tony and Jessica are doing fine

January 25th, 20081 comment

OK! Magazine made a sweeping allegation that Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys ended his relationship with Jessica Simpson after being eliminated from the playoffs. Not true says Jessica. Simpson shot back with her lawyers calling the article “utterly false,” “based on nothing more than rumor, gossip and innuendo,” “a smear campaign” and an excuse …

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Tony Romo is tired of Jessica Simpson

January 23rd, 20084 comments

Tired of Jessica Simpson’s high maintenance, diva like behavior and her always there entourage, which creepily includes her dad, Tony Romo attempted to break-up with the singer an insider tells OK! Magazine. Romo called Jessica on January 17 to end it, but things didn’t go as planned.
“He said he thought it was better if they …

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