
Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is non-other than ex-49er tight end Eric Johnson. Wait, who? He last played for the Saints in 2008. Johnson split from his wife earlier this year ...
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Jessica Simpson is on a new diet. Not to get thin or anything, no, she says her body is fine as it is, but for, you know, health reasons… Shh. ...
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A lot has been said about Jessica Simpson’s appearance at the Alliance for Women in Media’s 2010 Gracies Awards. Tranny comes to mind. As does hot mess minus the hot. ...
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At the White House Correspondents’ dinner in D.C. Saturday, Jessica Simpson told PEOPLE that she wants to be Michelle Obama. “I really do,” she said. “She’s such an incredible woman, ...
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Jessica Simpson will be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday talking about her teef which she brushes “maybe three times a week.” She explains:
“Because my teeth are so white ...
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The other day, Ken Paves posted a photo of Jessica Simpson with short hair. It didn’t look too bad. It might have been better than her normal hair because she ...
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Looks like Jessica Simpson did something newsworthy! The fading star cut her hair or put on a wig depending on who you want to believe. Jessica and Ken Paves tweeted ...
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Jessica Simpson hit up The View this morning and talked about a bunch of things. More importantly she talked about John Mayer’s interview where he compared her to sexual napalm ...
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Jessica Simpson must be on a mission to have no guy on Earth interested her. Besides subsisting on a diet of only fried foods, she now admits she doesn’t brush ...
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Jeremy Renner of The Hurt Locker is denying reports he “spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy.” Renner, who brought his mom to the Oscars, says he spent a ...
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Last month in Playboy, John Mayer called Jessica Simpson “sexual napalm” and “crack cocaine”. Looks like Jessica doesn’t know how to take a compliment because she went on Oprah and ...
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Still three weeks out from the premiere of her new VH1 show The Price of Beauty, Jessica Simpson has already started to promote it via her Twitter. Last Saturday, she ...
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The leering eyes, the smooth hand grab. I’m starting to have doubts about whether or not Ken Paves is actually gay. He could be faking it like when I talked ...
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John Mayer spoke with Playboy and confirmed the stereotypes we hoped were true. Jessica Simpson, a reverend’s daughter, was like sexual “crack cocaine.” Let’s stick with the past tense on ...
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Us says Jessica Simpson “let out a very loud fart” during a business meeting for her denim line while one of the “executives were speaking in a room full of ...
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Vowing to help Haiti get back to its feet, Jessica Simpson has organized a shoe drive. Will these shoes be filled with morphine, vaccines and other medical supplies? No, they’ll ...
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Jessica Simpson posted a video shot by famed auteur Ken “My Voice Sounds Man-Like Yet Possesses The Shrill Qualities Of A Woman’s” Paves of her shoving a flaming candle in ...
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Shocking claims from Star today. They say that one of the women Tiger Woods slept with was none other than Jessica Simpson. This rumor is based off the fact that ...
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Ashlee Simpson made her debut has Roxie Hart in the Broadway play Chicago in NYC Monday night. Amazingly, people still hire her over her much better looking sister Jessica. I ...
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Ashlee Simpson has come to her sister’s defense. She says you should stop calling Jessica fat because she has an incredible body. She fails to go into more detail because ...
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