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Jessica Simpson Has a New Boyfriend

Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is non-other than ex-49er tight end Eric Johnson. Wait, who? He last played for the Saints in 2008. Johnson split from his wife earlier this year ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Has a New Diet

Jessica Simpson is on a new diet. Not to get thin or anything, no, she says her body is fine as it is, but for, you know, health reasons… Shh. ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Looks Different

A lot has been said about Jessica Simpson’s appearance at the Alliance for Women in Media’s 2010 Gracies Awards. Tranny comes to mind. As does hot mess minus the hot. ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Wants to Be Michelle Obama

At the White House Correspondents’ dinner in D.C. Saturday, Jessica Simpson told PEOPLE that she wants to be Michelle Obama. “I really do,” she said. “She’s such an incredible woman, ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Explains Not Brushing Her Teeth

Jessica Simpson will be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday talking about her teef which she brushes “maybe three times a week.” She explains: “Because my teeth are so white ... Read More »

It Was a Wig

The other day, Ken Paves posted a photo of Jessica Simpson with short hair. It didn’t look too bad. It might have been better than her normal hair because she ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Has New Hair

Looks like Jessica Simpson did something newsworthy! The fading star cut her hair or put on a wig depending on who you want to believe. Jessica and Ken Paves tweeted ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Will Deny John Mayer Her Sexual Napalm

Jessica Simpson hit up The View this morning and talked about a bunch of things. More importantly she talked about John Mayer’s interview where he compared her to sexual napalm ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Brush Her Teeth

Jessica Simpson must be on a mission to have no guy on Earth interested her. Besides subsisting on a diet of only fried foods, she now admits she doesn’t brush ... Read More »

Jeremy Renner Didn’t Hit That

Jeremy Renner of The Hurt Locker is denying reports he “spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy.” Renner, who brought his mom to the Oscars, says he spent a ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Isn’t a Fan of John Mayer

Last month in Playboy, John Mayer called Jessica Simpson “sexual napalm” and “crack cocaine”. Looks like Jessica doesn’t know how to take a compliment because she went on Oprah and ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Pays “the Price of Beauty”

Still three weeks out from the premiere of her new VH1 show The Price of Beauty, Jessica Simpson has already started to promote it via her Twitter. Last Saturday, she ... Read More »

Are You Sure Ken Paves Is Gay?

The leering eyes, the smooth hand grab. I’m starting to have doubts about whether or not Ken Paves is actually gay. He could be faking it like when I talked ... Read More »

John Mayer: Jessica Simpson Was Sexual Crack Cocaine

John Mayer spoke with Playboy and confirmed the stereotypes we hoped were true. Jessica Simpson, a reverend’s daughter, was like sexual “crack cocaine.” Let’s stick with the past tense on ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Ripped One During a Business Meeting

Us says Jessica Simpson “let out a very loud fart” during a business meeting for her denim line while one of the “executives were speaking in a room full of ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Has the Beauty and Brains

Vowing to help Haiti get back to its feet, Jessica Simpson has organized a shoe drive. Will these shoes be filled with morphine, vaccines and other medical supplies? No, they’ll ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is Sucking Her Brains Out

Jessica Simpson posted a video shot by famed auteur Ken “My Voice Sounds Man-Like Yet Possesses The Shrill Qualities Of A Woman’s” Paves of her shoving a flaming candle in ... Read More »

Tiger Woods Hit That

Shocking claims from Star today. They say that one of the women Tiger Woods slept with was none other than Jessica Simpson. This rumor is based off the fact that ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Still Getting Work, Jessica Still Getting Fat

Ashlee Simpson made her debut has Roxie Hart in the Broadway play Chicago in NYC Monday night. Amazingly, people still hire her over her much better looking sister Jessica. I ... Read More »

Ashlee Wants You to Stop Making Fun of Jessica

Ashlee Simpson has come to her sister’s defense. She says you should stop calling Jessica fat because she has an incredible body. She fails to go into more detail because ... Read More »