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Jessica and Tony are over

Tony Romo knows that if you’re going to dump someone, you best do it when your significant other is at their most vulnerable or before they force you into doing ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson sings the National Anthem

Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem at the AT&T National Golf Tournament in DC on Wednesday in a tight, tight black and red striped dress. It’s a mystery how she ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson has the right idea

Taking the focus off your recent weight gain by pushing your massive breasts up past your chin is always a good idea. People may say Jessica Simpson doesn’t have a ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson tries to make out with a killer whale

A few years ago, this picture of Jessica Simpson sticking her tongue out (via her Twitter) would have inspired countless hours in Photoshop. I could have created a whole series ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is getting a little doughy

What’s more disappointing? Jessica Simpson, who used to sell out stadiums, now performing at Sea World? Or Jessica Simpson, who used to be slim with big breasts, gyrating on stage ... Read More »

Bam!

That’s the sound that Jessica Simpson’s dress will make when they finally split apart from the unrelenting strain being put upon it by her breasts. Arrrgh!: That’s the sound that will ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson has an alright ass

Jessica Simpson hit up Beso yesterday when a daring paparazzi made it look like he was sliding into home as he snapped these shots of Jessica’s ass. That’s what I ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson fails at country

As was first reported by Country Music Tattle Tale and then confirmed by OK!, Jessica Simpson has been dropped by her country label, Sony BMG Nashville. Readers noted that all ... Read More »