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Jessica Simpson Has Something to Say

A week or two ago, Ashlee Simpson was dropped from Melrose Place. Probably because no one cared about her. Except for maybe her sister Jessica who tweeted Sunday, “CW catching ... Read More »

Another Jessica Simpson Meltdown

In spite of reports of her supervised play date with Gerard Butler, Jessica Simpson has another case of the sads. According to Fox 411, Jessica conjured up a straight-to-DVD ... Read More »

Gerard Butler Is Hittin’ That

Gerard Butler was seen with Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves at Soho House on Tuesday. Looks like they’re either hooking up or Jessica is trying to explain the theory of ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is Not Amused

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Jessica Simpson responded to the FOX NFL Sunday and Burger King tag team of poorly executed jokes on her weight. Or, perhaps, ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is Pretty in Uganda

A lot of people have criticized Jessica Simpson about her weight gain and you’re probably one of them. You should stop because according to Joe Simpson, “beauty starts within.” Also, ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Want to Sleep in a Net

Jessica Simpson is currently in Africa for her VH1 show, The Price of Beauty. She posted a picture of herself on Twitter sleeping in mosquito netting with the question, “WTF?!? ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson in a “Tailspin”

One of Jessica Simpson’s friends tells PEOPLE that we should be keeping Jessica from sharp objects before she gets stabby stabby on herself. They say losing her beloved Maltipoo Daisy ... Read More »

Acceptance

Jessica Simpson has reached the fifth stage of the Kübler-Ross model, acceptance. After enlisting the help of experts, cold calling neighbors and basically doing everything short of calling in the ... Read More »

You’re All Jerks

Everyone with an ounce of logic knows that Jessica Simpson’s dog, Daisy, was probably eaten by the coyote that snatched her. People have told her as much. They said Jessica ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Still Hopeful

The last time Jessica Simpson saw Daisy, her Maltese poodle, she was in the jaws of a hungry coyote. Realistically, Daisy’s already been digested and turned into fertilizer thus completing ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson’s Dog Stolen by Coyote

On top of bad luck with men and a failing career, Jessica Simpson just had her Maltese, Daisy, stolen by coyotes right in front of her eyes. Yep, life pretty ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is in Brazil

At first I was going to make a joke by pretending I was actually able to talk to the people in these photos and ask them, “Who’s that sexy girl?” ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Passive Agressive

While Jessica Simpson is singing at local fairs and trying to catch the greased pig that stole her paycheck, her sister Ashlee is raising her 10-month old son Bronx and ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is Fashionable

Jessica Simpson hit up France for her VH1 reality show about beauty to guest model for designer Ozlem Suer yesterday. Her breasts didn’t get the memo. They looked like they ... Read More »

Quick, Hide the Dessert

Jessica Simpson is upset to hear Tony Romo has sacked another blonde. Get it? Sacked. I’m athletic and such. I don’t write about the intimate details ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson May Be More Successful Than Previously Thought

Jessica Simpson is interviewed in the September issue of Glamour, and it pretty much covers what we expect of this fluff-ball, housewife journalism: hope will see you through the day, ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is Fat, Sometimes

Jessica Simpson recently admitted to Glamour magazine of her lifelong struggle with her fluctuating weight. As a child, she would write in her journal, “I’m lying here and all ... Read More »

Almost… Almost

Jessica Simpson spent the weekend getting drunk at Katsuya with her sister Ashlee and everyone stood watching in stunned silence as she was about to leave. Not because they were ... Read More »

The Price of Beauty for Jessica Simpson Is $25,000

Page Six says Jessica Simpson’s new show,  The Price of Beauty, begins shooting next week, but VH1 isn’t too happy about the budget. A source says it will cost $25,000 ... Read More »

Tony Romo Introduced His Other Girlfriend to Jessica Simpson

Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson earlier this month before her 29th birthday, but that seems way less of dick move than when he brought 22-year-old Natalie Smith, a Simpson look-a-like ... Read More »