It was either post pictures of Jessica Simpson jogging on the set of Major Movie Star or talk about how Joe Francis is a rapist. I hope I made the right choice. By the way, this movie is going to suck, but if it’s 90 minutes of Jessica Simpson’s heaving breasts, I might be persuaded …

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Jessica Simpson showed up somewhere in these Daisy Dukes. She’s looking good this time. But, with her, you never know what you’re going to wake up to. One day it’ll be the cutest thing and the next it’ll be some weird looking monster. My poor heart can’t take that.

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Jessica Simpson has expressed her desire to have a child on more than one occasion. She was considering adoption, but, apparently, the idea of having a half-retard raise someone else’s child wasn’t idiotic enough. She now wants to be artificially inseminated with hairstylist and friend, Ken Paves’, sperm. Someone is claiming Jessica Simpson will have …

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Jessica Simpson attended the W magazine party yesterday and managed to piss off some designers after publicists cleared the balcony where she and her friends took over and banned anyone else from entering. To make matters worse, because of the heat, guests needed the balcony to cool off.
Once outside, Simpson, 27, talked mostly to her …

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I’m not sure why Jessica Simpson is trying to make herself ugly. I thought Ashlee had that covered. You know how you give a kid a choice between eating his veggies or eating dog food and he chooses the veggies because the alternative isn’t any better? That’s why Ashlee Simpson was born. She’s the dog …

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Here’s Jessica Simpson flaunting her chest while leaving Les Deux. I don’t see why paparazzi still photograph her face. No one looks at that thing anyway. Maybe it’s just to show that you are indeed masturbating to Jessica Simpson’s rack. God forbid you whack off to some random chick’s tits. That would be highly unsatisfactory …

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Jessica Simpson has reportedly broken her nose on the set of Major Movie Star. The ditz was running with a gun over her head when she fell and hit herself in the nose with it. In previous interviews, Jessica has said how her nose is her favorite body part.
“There are a lot of girls with …

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Jessica Simpson hasn’t followed in her sister’s footsteps and undergone plastic surgery, but the singer hasn’t ruled it out. Jessica tells Bazaar she would consider having her breasts lifted if they ever sagged to her belly, for “maintenance.” She also refutes rumors that she had a jaw replacement.
“People have said that I’ve had things like …

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