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Jessica Simpson releases country single

Jessica Simpson’s next release will be a country album. A far cry from the manufactured pop ballads she’s known for. Expect lots of whining and songs about unrequited love. ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson inspects her breasts, maybe

Jessica Simpson is currently in Cabo San Lucas doing god knows what. Fondling herself? Checking for breast cancer? I don’t know. These shots are so grainy she might as well ... Read More »

Papa Joe likes to meddle

An old college buddy of Tony Romo told the Chicago Sun-Times that Tony’s breakup with Jessica Simpson was caused by a combination of not wanting to deal with the intense ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is single

TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking (creepy) is reporting that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have broken up. The Dallas Cowboys quarterback was seen partying with his college buddies over the weekend where he declared ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is in love

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson may be heading down the aisle. Reports indicate the Dallas Cowboys quarterback has been shopping for rings and Jessica has already been calling him “my ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is playful

D Magazine snapped a few pictures of Tony Romo’s 28th birthday celebration at Suite. An exclusive nightspot! Since Romo plays for the Cowboys, a blue, star-shaped No. 9 cake was ... Read More »

Tony Romo likes Jessica Simpson just the way she is

Life & Style reports Jessica Simpson no longer keeps her hair and makeup staff on call. She used to obsess over the way she looked, but now dresses however she ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson likes her alcohol hard

A while ago, Jessica Simpson was admitted to the hospital for a kidney infection. Star is now reporting it was much more serious than that. They say she was treated ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is slippery

Esquire, in their infinite wisdom, decided put Jessica Simpson shaving her non-existent beard on their upcoming cover. Rawr, what a turn on. Nothing gets me hotter than staring at a ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson strips for Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson likes to keep her relationship with Tony Romo exciting by doing her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine on a webcam. Star Magazine writes: “Jess has no problem showing Tony her ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is in the hospital

Jessica Simpson is currently being treated for a kidney infection at Cedars-Sinai. She checked in on Friday because of aches and a fever. Her boyfriend, Tony Romo, wasn’t there because ... Read More »

Aww, damnit!

This picture of Jessica Simpson getting out of a car would have been awesome had her hand not been in the way or had she been an amputee. Regardless, I’ll ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is on top of the world

Jessica Simpson’s movie, Blonde Ambition, premiered in only eight Texas theaters back in December. It grossed $1,771 in its opening weekend. That’s an abysmal $73 per day for each theater. ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson makes fat people cry

At a low point in her career in 2005, Jessica Simpson agreed to star in a workout tape by Speedfit. Even though million dollar contracts were signed, Jessica changed her ... Read More »

Tony Romo is a pussy

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson were at a Metal Skool concert the other day when the band tried to get Tony up on stage to sing Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’. ... Read More »

Tony and Jessica are doing fine

OK! Magazine made a sweeping allegation that Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys ended his relationship with Jessica Simpson after being eliminated from the playoffs. Not true says Jessica. Simpson ... Read More »

Tony Romo is tired of Jessica Simpson

Tired of Jessica Simpson’s high maintenance, diva like behavior and her always there entourage, which creepily includes her dad, Tony Romo attempted to break-up with the singer an insider tells ... Read More »

John Mayer defends Jessica Simpson

Coming to the defense of Jessica Simpson, John Mayer wrote on his blog about why fans shouldn’t slam Jessica and yadda yadda yadda. I have never known anyone to have more ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is bad juju

Last week, people attributed Jessica Simpson’s attendance at the Cowboy’s game to the worst performance ever by quarterback Tony Romo. While Jessica didn’t show up to yesterday’s game, Carolina Panther’s ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson could do full frontal

A prerequisite for becoming a serious, respected, Oscar worthy actress is to go naked in a movie. That is Hollywood law. Jessica Simpson finally figured this out and is dead ... Read More »