Jessica Simpson was on her way to the gym and showed off her massive calves. If you spent 10 years working out your legs, they wouldn’t come close to Jessica’s. Look at those things. I hear she has to play soccer with concrete balls because regular ones always end up in the stratosphere. She also …

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Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Ambition is turning into a disaster. The film isn’t even complete yet and Jessica’s manager / father has already pushed the release back from August 3 to the last week of August because he doesn’t like the competition. Basically, Joe Simpson is telling us this movie will mark the end of Jessica’s …

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have once again called it quits. Unwilling to put the final nail in the coffin, people on Simpson’s side say the door is always open for another reconciliation. Coincidentally, last week Jessica was rumored to be seeing Tony Romo.
“They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will …

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The National Ledger is reporting Tony Romo wanted a break from Carrie Underwood because he’s seeing Jessica Simpson and not because he wants to focus on football season.
Ted Casablanca of E! online claims that Jess already may be making her move. “Tony invited (Jessica) to Dallas, and she’s going,” an insider claimed. “Of course, …

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Jessica Simpson has posted an entry on her website about how Michelangelo inspired her and led her on a path of self-discovery. I think that means masturbation.
Hey everyone. I hope you are all doing well! I am getting ready to start MAJOR MOVIE STAR and I am so excited! I just got back from spending …

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer recently broke up sort of. Apparently they may still be together. John Mayer was spotted leaving Jessica’s hotel room at the Soho Grand yesterday sporting a smile.
“She still loves him, but he’s not stable,” the friend said. “He’s scared of commitment. He breaks up with her and then regrets it …

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have broken up. Perhaps for good, but maybe not says People. Huh?
“They have broken up,” says the source. “But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before. They talk to each other at least six times a day. I don’t know if this breakup is …

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Jessica Simpson was at Pure in Vegas a while back. I’m not going to make fun of her like some other sites. No, really. I won’t. She’s a nice girl. Umm, so summer is almost here. Gettin’ hot. Time to hit the beaches and get your $6 Jamba Juices. Yep. Summer is fun. Jessica Simpson …

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