Dose.ca got footage of Jessica Simpson getting into the wrong car before heading off to the MET event where apparently the mandate was “ugly”. You didn’t hear this from me, but word on the street is she’s kind of dumb. Shh, keep it on the DL.
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Jessica Simpson has boobs
May 8th, 20074 comments
Jessica Simpson made her way to the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala like everybody else. The only difference was, she was an odd shade of brown and wore a dress that squashed her breasts like two giant stress balls. You can’t miss those things. They’re just…there. Meeting her would be totally awkward. We’ll …
Jessica Simpson is fashionable
April 18th, 20072 comments
One day this will all make sense. Just not today.
No shirt can contain Jessica Simpson
April 17th, 20073 comments
Jessica Simpson was at club Element the other day busting out of her shirt. Her nipple almost made an appearance, but was stopped by areola (Areola says “hi!”). In other news, when Joe daddy got a hold of these, he was seen making an Olympic dash to the bathroom citing an explosion in his pants. …
Jessica Simpson is a screamer
April 3rd, 2007Respond
After eating dinner, Jessica Simpson spent the night in Rome’s Hotel de Russie with John Mayer having loud monkey sex.
When they got back to their room the couple’s energetic bedroom antics could reportedly be heard through the walls.
A source revealed to More magazine: “Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. …
Jessica Simpson wants to adopt
March 14th, 2007Respond
Jessica Simpson has grown jealous of all the celebrities having babies and adopting. Now she wants to adopt a baby of her own. Page Six says her dogs put her in the mood.
She says what’s getting her ready for motherhood are her dogs. They’re putting her into the maternal caregiving mode.
Just give her a bag …
John and Jessica show their affection
March 1st, 2007Respond
John Mayer finally seems a little less ashamed about dating Jessica Simpson. Following John’s Continuum tour, he and Jessica hit an afterparty at Stereo where they held hands, talked and kissed in plain sight.
Not that they sat still. At one point while standing on top of the banquette, Mayer rocked to David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance.” …
Jessica Simpson is a giver
February 22nd, 20073 comments
Jessica Simpson won a Chrysler Crossfire at an MTV Video Music Award swag giveaway event. She opted to exchange it for a seven passenger minivan and donated it to Mama Lupita’s orphanage.
“Last week, someone asked Mama Lupita if she could use a van at the orphanage,” a source close to Simpson tells PEOPLE. “Mama Lupita …
