One of the biggest mysteries in life is how Jessica Simpson goes from really fug like this to pretty decent looking like below. I’m tempted to believe it’s with the power of Photoshop, but some of it has to be her right? Ack, I just don’t know. I’ll leave it up to our future scientists.
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Jessica Simpson is still talking about Nick
February 5th, 2007Respond
In March’s Elle, yea again, Jessica Simpson talks about how hurt she was after the divorce from Nick Lachey. She says they still keep in touch. She’s then asked about whether or not she’s in love with Jon Mayer. There’s no answer, but it’s obvious she is. As for when she knew there was no …
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January 30th, 20071 comment
Catch and Release with Sydney Bristow. Yes, I still call her that. [Pajiba]
The paparazzi annoy Brad Pitt. [Celebitchy]
Jessica and Jon Mayer heat it up. [CityRag]
Neve Campbell grooms her dogs. [Celebrity Smack]
Reese Witherspoon and son. [ICYDK]
Scarlett Johansson dating Marky Mark?! [Agent Bedhead]
P. Diddy diddling Sienna Miller? [Yeeeah]
Screech is not a team player. [Evil Beet]
Tom Cruise loves …
Jessica Simpson has saggy boobs
January 24th, 20073 comments
Someone should really get some support for her breasts. I’m not naming any names, but the person in question is pictured below, she’s dating John Mayer, her sister is Ashlee Simpson and her first name rhymes with Messica. Oh, and there’s a reference to her in the title. Still can’t figure it out can you? …
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January 23rd, 2007Respond
I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman is gay. At least that’s the vibe I got from the show. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just I don’t remember this character …
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January 16th, 2007Respond
For those that don’t know, you can get the feed emailed to you daily. Now some notes about Vegas. It was cold as hell while the line for Pure was 300 people long. Next time I’m gonna figure out how to get on the VIP list so I can just woosh in after a buffet.
Lindsay …
Jessica and John are doing it
January 2nd, 2007Respond
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer arrived at the Hudson Hotel’s VIP room on New Years Eve and were blatantly making out. There has been confusion over whether John and Jessica are actually together which, according to these stories, was John’s plan all along. A source tells the New York Daily,
“John has been thrilled that they …
Jessica Simpson pulls out
December 22nd, 2006Respond
After recording a second performance of 9 to 5 for the Dec. 26 broadcast of The Kennedy Center honors, Jessica Simpson has decided to withdraw from the show. The first live performance was a disaster and Jessica feels the second one wasn’t perfect enough to pay homage to her idol Dolly Parton.
She should just stick …
