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Jesus Luz is on a short leash

Lindsay Lohan found out Jesus Luz was hosting at a club last week and wanted to meet up but Madonna yanked the choke collar around Jesus’ neck and nixed the ... Read More »

Madonna made out with Jesus

Either Madonna is trying to prove she and Jesus Luz are still together by sticking her tongue down his throat in a Rio de Janeiro club last night or she’s ... Read More »

Jesus Luz hasn’t escaped

The Chicago Sun-Times earlier reported that Jesus Luz had ditched Madonna because the age difference was far too great. He a young man, Madonna an old witch surviving on crushed ... Read More »

Jesus Luz ditches Madonna

The Chicago Sun-Times says Jesus Luz dumped Madonna after realizing the 100 year age difference between them precluded them from having the same interests. Madonna liked knitting, reminiscing about the ... Read More »

Jesus Luz’s penis and Madonna’s face

I couldn’t think up of a better title because I was beyond disturbed when I saw these photos. There was actually an intense debate taking place in my head over ... Read More »

Madonna wants to conceive

At 51-years-old, crypt keeper Madonna is considering having another child with her 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz. Jesus says this will be “his greatest adventure.” Sort of like nailing a dead ... Read More »

Madonna is scared

Madonna may be getting serious with her boytoy Jesus Luz, 23. Rumor is he wants to marry to be taken seriously. That or he wants a big paycheck. Either works ... Read More »

Madonna and Jesus to marry in a kabbalah ceremony

Young people are so easy to trick. All you need for them to bend to your will is to have something they want like power and fame or candy. Madonna ... Read More »

Madonna’s boy-toy can’t get no love

It’s no secret that Madonna created the Brazilian Jesus Luz’s career and all Jesus had to do was sell his soul and have sex with Madonna to become one of ... Read More »

Madonna ends it with Jesus

Madonna and Jesus Luz are done. She finally realized her gnarled body was too old for him after she heard about the romantic weekend he spent with a lingerie model. ... Read More »

Madonna doesn’t know what Jesus is up to

Madonna’s gonna beat a ho when she finds out her new boyfriend/model, Jesus Luz, has been out grinding with lingerie models behind her back. The Sun says Luciana Costa and ... Read More »

Madonna has a new piece

The sinewy monster that calls herself Madonna may have found a new soul to eat. One that’s even younger than A-Rod. Page Six reports that the gap toothed siren is ... Read More »