Jewel showed up at the Country Music Association Awards looking like this. Apart from the usual snaggle tooth, her breasts have either shrunk or that dress was built for someone more bountiful, say… Jessica Simpson. They look like two smooshed pieces of dough. Like you went to Baskin Robbins and got two scoops of boob. …
- Bob: I must say, that's friggin awesome!
- luvmevampire: Right on.
- PunkA: She comes across as WAY too self absorbed...
- Victor: Dakota Fanning disapproves
- Ben: What is manipulative bitch.