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Jewel Does the Bikini Thing

Jewel hit up Miami Beach and, um, I suppose I could masturbate to these. Anything is possible, I guess. Read More »

Jewel Is on a Yacht

Jewel, the original snaggletooth, posted a picture of herself on a yacht to Twitter last week. Apart from looking like she inherited teeth from Kirsten Dunst, she didn’t look too ... Read More »

Holly Madison Joining “Dancing With the Stars”

Holly Madison is set to replace Jewel on Dancing With The Stars. Jewel recently wrote that her jacked up knee could force her off the show. “She’s wanted to do it ... Read More »

What Happened to Jewel’s Breasts?

Jewel showed up at the Country Music Association Awards looking like this. Apart from the usual snaggle tooth, her breasts have either shrunk or that dress was built for someone ... Read More »