The Blemish » jillian grace http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:40:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 David Spade has spawned http://theblemish.com/2008/09/david-spade-has-spawned/ http://theblemish.com/2008/09/david-spade-has-spawned/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:41:31 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=19668

Back in January (awesome gallery at that link), David Spade found out he had impregnated Playboy Playmate, Jillian Grace, and released a statement saying he’ll take full responsibility if it is his. Well, guess what? Yesterday, Jillian gave birth to David’s baby girl. David, overcome with joy, said through his rep: “David and Jillian have been ...]]>

Back in January (awesome gallery at that link), found out he had impregnated Playboy Playmate, , and released a statement saying he’ll take full responsibility if it is his. Well, guess what? Yesterday, Jillian gave birth to David’s baby girl. David, overcome with joy, said through his rep:

“David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement.”

You hear that? His first break from shooting. Not his second or third, but his first. How sweet. In related news, I’m taking bets on how soon David will tell his daughter she was an accident. 5:1 odds on her 1st birthday. 10:1 on her second birthday, 15:1 on days he just wants to hurt her.

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22-year-old Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace tells TMZ that she’s knocked up with David Spade’s baby. Having never heard of condoms or birth control, Hollywood is said to be in shock that the pull out method isn’t 100% effective. Spade issued this statement, “I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I ...]]>

Jillian Grace poses

22-year-old Playboy Playmate tells TMZ that she’s knocked up with ’s baby. Having never heard of condoms or birth control, Hollywood is said to be in shock that the pull out method isn’t 100% effective. Spade issued this statement,

“I had a brief relationship with . If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility.”

This is depressing. If can F a Playboy Playmate as hot as , I should be able to beat Rockband on expert for both guitar and drums. Right? Right?!

NSFW pictures. Thought I should warn you.

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