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Jim Carrey’s Daughter Received Preferential Treatment

Stop the presses. Have I got shocking news for you. A celebrity’s daughter received preferential treatment on a reality show. News at 7! Also, you may be surprised to find ... Read More »

Jim Carrey Was Just Joking, You Guys

Jim Carrey finally explained what that whole “I wanna bang Emma Stone” video was about. It was promo for his website JimCarreyTruLife. Apparently it worked because there was so much ... Read More »

Jim Carrey Professes Love to Emma Stone

Jim Carrey put his putty face to his webcam and professed his undying love to the up-and-coming Emma Stone in this comedy bit. This is a comedy bit, right? He’s ... Read More »

Jim Carrey Has a Mohawk Now

Jim Carrey debuted his new mohawk on Twitter a few days ago but he said his haircut was more indicative of a paintbrush. At least that’s what I gather from ... Read More »

Jim Carrey Parodies Black Swan on SNL

Jim Carrey hosted SNL last Saturday where he parodied Black Swan. He put on a tutu, tattooed buffalo wings on his back and shimmied back and forth. He also looked ... Read More »

Jim Carrey: “I Can Haz Buttsecks?

Jim Carrey having anal sex with a mustached man and getting sucked off by Ewan McGregor in the gay caper movie I Love You Phillip Morris just screams “Oscar!” That ... Read More »

Jim Carrey Is Crazy

After breaking up with Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey has gone crazy. He went on a weird Twitter rant. - RT Breaking News!Jim Carrey’s ambassador to the world,is dead!He is survived by ... Read More »

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey Broke Up

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey both announced via their Twitter that they broke up. Jim wrote: “Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many ... Read More »

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy Are on Vacation

Jenny McCarthy doesn’t look too shabby for 36. Jim Carrey, however, looks like his face is melting. All those years of making funny expressions have taken its toll. He’s molded ... Read More »

Jim Carrey Can’t Look Normal

Here’s Jim Carrey and Zooey Deschanel at the premiere of Yes Man which is basically an updated version of Liar, Liar. Zooey’s looking great. Much prettier than her sister. That’s ... Read More »

Jim Carrey Is Hilarious

You know how that guy who’s known for being funny, but hasn’t done anything funny in years, one day tries to do something funny again and he gets a little ... Read More »

Jim Carrey Is an Autism Whisperer

Two years ago, Jenny McCarthy’s son, Evan, was diagnosed with autism. Things were difficult until she found Jim Carrey. She says Evan really took to Jim and she has even ... Read More »

Jim Carrey Is Serious

Jim Carrey filmed a PSA for the US Campaign for Burma calling for the release of Nobel prize winning Aung San Suu Kyi who has been confined for the last ... Read More »

Jim Carrey Finally Went Crazy

Jim Carrey talked crazy in an interview with Time. He says how someone is the big joke for a year and that he could be next, “Everyone gets to be the ... Read More »

In Other News

That’s Mandy Moore by the way. Ellen and Portia want a baby. [MollyGood] Joss Whedon is off Wonderwoman. [Pajiba] Will Smith is Barack Obama. [Celebitchy] Monica Belluci in Vanity Fair. [Bastardly] Mandy Moore lost it ... Read More »

Bad News for Jim Carrey. Good News for Me.

Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz’s on-screen reunion will have to wait a few more years as they have both dropped out of the dramedy, A Little Game Without Consequence, due ... Read More »