Joanna Krupa is in the September issue of the German Maxim and she’s topless. Again. These are from a photo shoot she did for her topless calendar.
Victoria’s Secret should have a clause in their contract that forces their models to do more topless shoots. Don’t ask me how that’s supposed to sell bras. That’s marketing’s …
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Joanna Krupa does Maxim
August 7th, 20081 comment
Joanna Krupa, supermodel, zoo lover?
January 2nd, 2008Respond
Here we have pics of insanely hot supermodel Joanna Krupa. Promoting the Miami Zoo?!? Either zoos pay really high appearance fees or someone needs to fire their manager. Walking the red carpet at zoo openings represent graduate courses in catwalking. Strutting your stuff in front of celebrities and designers, hoping not to fall? Easy. Parading …
Joanna Krupa has a topless calendar
October 10th, 2007Respond
A topless calendar featuring Joanna Krupa is possibly one of the worst ideas ever. After buying this thing, only by mid-September would I realize that the numbers I’ve been trying to decipher for the past eight and a half months were actually dates of the year. I probably would have figured it out sooner had …
Joanna Krupa does Ralph
June 19th, 2007Respond
Ralph magazine featured Joanna Krupa in their July issue and I don’t have the slightest idea why. Just look at her. Those pillowy breasts, that sultry look, the perfect skin. Blech. They might as well have put Rosie O’Donnell in a thong on the cover if they wanted me to puke all over my keyboard.
Joanna Krupa goes naked for PETA
May 10th, 20076 comments
Fact: So far this is the only PETA “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” ad that makes sense. Fact: Joanna Krupa posed for the advertisement at least 100 yards away from me. Fact: The restraining order should be lifted soon. Fact: A new one will take its place after my raging boner pokes her …
