This week in shoots we have Abigail Clancy in Cosmo UK, Beatrice Charity in swimwear, Catherine Bell for Felix Kunze, Dakota Fanning in Elle UK, Joanna Krupa for Me in My Place, Julianne Hough in Prestige, Kate Beckinsale in Angeleno, Lady Gaga topless in Vogue, Paris Hilton in FHM and Selena Gomez doing a shoot for Dream Out Loud.

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This should really become a daily thing. How many magazines are out there? Christ. Enjoy.

- Abby Elliott in Maxim.

- Aimee Teegarden in an unknown photoshoot. She sort of looks like Elisha Cuthbert here.

- Annaelle in FHM France. Honestly, I don’t know who this chick is but you can see through her bra.

- Beatrice Chirita for Vova’s Fall/Winter campaign. I have it on good authority this girl is a model.

- Dianna Agron does Nylon.

- Emmy Rossum in Malibu Magazine. Sadly, not nude.

- Gina Carano does GQ. I wonder how long it took them to photoshop that fat off her. Everyone knows she blows up when she’s not training for a fight.

- Hilary Swank in Gotham not looking like a dude.

- Jessica Alba does In Style.

- Joanna Krupa in CKM Magazine.

- Kat Dennings in Bust Magazine.

- Kate Beckinsale in Flaunt.

- Kim Kardashian does Marie Claire.

- Lady Gaga gets made-up in GQ India.

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley poses for Harper’s Bazaar

- Yvonne Strahovski for Allure

Model/actress Joanna Krupa and her boyfriend Romain Zago hit up Miami beach the yesterday with a photographer. This might have been for promo pictures of, um, something. Hopefully of a sex tape because this story got boring really fast.

Joanna Krupa is in a new PETA ad with wings and a halo with only a cross covering her naked body. Obviously, this pissed off the church. Let’s see what a crazy online magazine publisher has to say.

“It’s totally inappropriate,” said Deal Hudson, publisher of InsideCatholic.com, an online magazine. “It’s another instance of disrespect toward Christianity and another example of the kind of abuse that would never occur with any other major religion, because the outcry would be so immediate and so loud that the people behind it would immediately retreat.”

“The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees,” Catholic League President Bill Donohue said in a statement. “Moreover, pet stores don’t rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims.”

“PETA is a fraud,” Donohue continued. “It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101.”

Krupa responded:

“I think worrying about going topless in a photo shoot or film is really ridiculous,” she told FoxNews.com’s Pop Tarts column in an exclusive interview. “And the fact is, Pope John Paul said, since we were born naked, it is art, and it’s just showing a beautiful body that God created.”

Oh, whatever. Get over it. It’s not like she was nailed naked to the cross with “Jesus Saves. Dogs.” written under her. As far as the ad goes, it could have been a lot worse. She could have used those rosary beads as anal beads. I’m not sure what that would have to do with saving animals, but, uh, hey, what’s that behind you?

If you were thinking to yourself just now, “Boy, I wish Joanna Krupa of Sports Illustrated fame did a softcore spread in Playboy and that spread were then made available for my perusal on the internet,” then this is going to be a major coincidence because that happened. Goodness. The stars aligned for you today you lucky dog. NSFW pics start here.

Supermodel Joanna Krupa is on a show called The Superstars and she’s partnered up with Terrell Owens. Terrell would probably be psyched if it wasn’t for the fact that Joanna went on an expletive laced tirade about him being a shitty teammate.

This leaked clip is of her blaming Owens for screwing up and causing them the win. You’d think Owens would be extremely embarrassed since he’s a star athlete and some girl who walks a runway in high heels for a living is bitching him out, but he’s probably really turned on like me. Some people would pay good money to be emasculated by Joanna Krupa and he’s getting it for free! Lucky bastard.

Joanna Krupa is in the September issue of the German Maxim and she’s topless. Again. These are from a photo shoot she did for her topless calendar.

Victoria’s Secret should have a clause in their contract that forces their models to do more topless shoots. Don’t ask me how that’s supposed to sell bras. That’s marketing’s department.

Here we have pics of insanely hot supermodel Joanna Krupa. Promoting the Miami Zoo?!? Either zoos pay really high appearance fees or someone needs to fire their manager. Walking the red carpet at zoo openings represent graduate courses in catwalking. Strutting your stuff in front of celebrities and designers, hoping not to fall? Easy. Parading between the hyena and monkey, while trying to avoid droppings? Now, that’s tough. I commend thee. Collect your paycheck and dignity at window #3.

Joanna, you like zoos so much? I got ya zoo right here! Touch my monkey, go ahead, touch it. Hey hey, yo! Bada bang bada bing. Shama lama ding dong woot woot. That’s right honey. I’m a gonna ding and a dong you and woot woot all over your monkey lovin’ face.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

A topless calendar featuring Joanna Krupa is possibly one of the worst ideas ever. After buying this thing, only by mid-September would I realize that the numbers I’ve been trying to decipher for the past eight and a half months were actually dates of the year. I probably would have figured it out sooner had February not ruined everything. So, I just want to preface next year by saying, “Sorry, grandma.” You can blame Joanna Krupa’s tits for me not remembering to pick up your medication. I hope four months without refills won’t be too bad. Pictures NSFW.

Ralph magazine featured Joanna Krupa in their July issue and I don’t have the slightest idea why. Just look at her. Those pillowy breasts, that sultry look, the perfect skin. Blech. They might as well have put Rosie O’Donnell in a thong on the cover if they wanted me to puke all over my keyboard.

Fact: So far this is the only PETA “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” ad that makes sense. Fact: Joanna Krupa posed for the advertisement at least 100 yards away from me. Fact: The restraining order should be lifted soon. Fact: A new one will take its place after my raging boner pokes her in the eye.