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Joaquin Phoenix Lost Weight

A really thin Joaquin Phoenix was spotted out in LA today puffing on a cigarette. The weight loss is probably for his role as an alcoholic drifter who joins a ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Went Back on ‘David Letterman’

A year ago, Joaquin Phoenix was on David Letterman in character for his movie I’m Still Here. The interview was a disaster and left Letterman confused and sort of pissed. ... Read More »

Shocking: ‘I’m Still Here’ Is Fake

Casey Affleck finally comes clean and admits his new mockumentary I’m Still Here, which Roger Ebert called “a sad and painful documentary that serves little useful purpose other than to ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix’s “I’m Still Here” Gets a Trailer

So, let me see if I understand this correctly. Joaquin Phoenix transformed into Zach Galifianakis for a year, used Zach’s persona from his films in real life, filmed it and ... Read More »

“I’m Still Here”

Don’t worry guys. Joaquin Phoenix is still here. Albeit a little more disheveled and poopy than usual. Explain the poopy part, you demand incredulously? Okay, okay. Calm down. I’m Still Here: ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Probably Still Faking It

The consensus is that when Joaquin Phoenix went crazy, grew a scraggly beard and started a career as a rapper, it was for a mockumentary he and Casey Affleck were ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Is Not Crazy Anymore, Maybe

Early last year Joaquin Phoenix began an illustrious rapping career and started acting like a crazy homeless person. That was all in the name of art as Casey Affleck was ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Has $1m in His Bank Account. What Have You Got?

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Joaquin Phoenix is still filming his mockumentary with Casey Affleck. Early Thursday morning, Phoenix took his act a little further while performing at ... Read More »

Why Are You Laughing at Joaquin Phoenix?

Last night on David Letterman, people got the chance to see how far Joaquin Phoenix would take his Andy Kaufman routine. The answer: pretty far. Letterman spent the entire night ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Is Certainly NOT Joking, Says Joaquin

People who know Joaquin Phoenix say his recent decision to quit acting and begin rapping is all part of an elaborate hoax. Joaquin, however, is hell bent on keeping the ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Isn’t Serious

When Joaquin Phoenix announced he was quitting acting to pursue a music career, everyone wondered whether he finally lost it or it was all part of an elaborate prank. People ... Read More »

Update: Joaquin Phoenix Wasn’t Joking About That Rap Thing

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Thought the reports of Joaquin Phoenix wanting to parlay his acting career into a rap career was all a big joke just like ... Read More »

Wait, What? Joaquin Phoenix Raps?

Joaquin Phoenix wasn’t joking when he announced he was retiring from acting to focus on his music career. The Hollywood Reporter says that not only is he plowing ahead with ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Might Have Been Drunk

One prevailing theory as to why Joaquin Phoenix publicly announced his retirement from acting at the tribute to Paul Newman last week was because of drugs and alcohol. One attendee ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Serious

A few days ago Joaquin Phoenix mumbled something about quitting acting and focusing on his music. Everyone figured he was joking but he’s taking this one step further and putting ... Read More »

Awk-Ward…

Get the Flash Player to see this content. A few days ago, Joaquin Phoenix abruptly announced his retirement from acting to E! News. E! released the footage of the public resignation ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Quit Acting

Last night at the Paul Newman benefit, Joaquin Phoenix told Extra that he is quitting acting and focusing on music. Pressed for clarification, Joaquin said, “Yeah. I’m working on my ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Is This Generation’s Greatest Actor

In a phone interview with Time Out New York’s Laura Leu, Joaquin Phoenix came off as really humble and gracious. Kind of. Not really. Responding to Laura’s question about how ... Read More »

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