Joe Rogan posted a new video on his site of him cleaning his nose with a Water Pik, arguing with an annoying fan at a comedy show and drinking his own urine. Influenced mainly by current undefeated UFC light heavyweight champion Lyoto Machida who drinks his pee every day after waking up, Rogan says he’s tried the ritual a few times before, but this may be the first time he convinces someone else to shoot urine with him on camera. Skip to around 4 minutes to see it.

I don’t care what magical powers you get if you drink your own pee. I’m not doing it. I don’t care if it’ll make my penis grow 10 inches or if I’ll be able to seduce supermodels with only my eyes. I’m not doing it. If I was stranded with no water, I’d sooner try to suck the moisture out of dirt than quench my thirst with my own pee.

This deserves a third mention here because Joe Rogan has been banned from the Comedy Store for exposing Carlos Mencia as the thief he is. Some of you know Carlos Mencia from his tragically unfunny show, Mind of Mencia. I’ve watched it two times and Mencia’s mannerisms bear a striking resemblance to Joe Rogan. It’s like watching Rogan’s evil twin. Anyway, in the video, Joe rips into Carlos for being a joke thief. He splices in some other comedians like Bobby Lee who say if they performed, people would think he was just doing a Carlos Mencia bit. I’m still kind of pissed Mind of Mencia is even on television. I’d rather Mike Tyson punch me in the nuts than have to listen to Carlos. Wait, I take that back. That would hurt like hell.

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