June 5th, 2008
Us Magazine says Joe Simpson asked Tony Romo to drop his agent and let him handle his NFL career and $67.5 million contract. He even told Romo he would manufacture their engagement and wedding in order to sell it to magazines just like he did for Ashlee if him and Jessica ever decided to marry. …
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May 16th, 2008
An old college buddy of Tony Romo told the Chicago Sun-Times that Tony’s breakup with Jessica Simpson was caused by a combination of not wanting to deal with the intense media scrutiny that comes with being Jessica’s boyfriend and being freaked out by Jessica’s dad Joe who started offering unsolicited career advice. Not mentioned is …
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April 17th, 2008
Joe Simpson has already begun shopping around Ashlee Simpson’s baby photos. Papa Joe has been asking weeklies to spend $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover. Of course, the photos will be taken by Joe so he can scam more money out of his daughters. Included in the deal will be an interview and …
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December 11th, 2007
A prerequisite for becoming a serious, respected, Oscar worthy actress is to go naked in a movie. That is Hollywood law. Jessica Simpson finally figured this out and is dead set in getting a role that requires full frontal nudity and, therefore, will “put her on the map.” Female First says,
“The only hitch is that …
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December 6th, 2007
Joe, a Baptist preacher, isn’t too keen on Pete Wentz’s predilection for making out with men and has banned Ashlee Simpson’s boyfriend, Pete Wentz, from coming over for Christmas.
“Joe was skeptical about the relationship from the start,†an insider told Star magazine. “There is a rumour that Pete tried to commit suicide, but with the …
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September 12th, 2007
Ashlee Simpson’s dad and boyfriend tag teamed a bouncer last night after said bouncer pushed Wentz into Ashlee. I tried making that sound as gay as possible. The altercation began when bouncers at Jet Nightclub did not allow his friend, Gym Class Heroes MC, Marc DeJesus, leave with them. Consequently, Pete went into bitch mode.
“What …
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May 7th, 2007
Eva Longoria celebrated the 2nd Anniversary of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge wearing the same dress Hayden Panettiere wore weeks ago. That’s bad right? Biting a 17-year-old’s style? Also celebrating was Jessica Simpson’s creepy dad, Joe Simpson, seen here cavorting with Eva Longoria. Joe could be picking daisies from a field and it would give me …
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April 25th, 2007
Sources tell NYDN that Joe Simpson wants to become Britney Spears’ manager. The priest turned creepy dad even tried to set up a meeting with Britney although Jessica’s rep denies this ever happening. However, if this were true, sources play down a potential rivalry between the two, explaining they are no longer competitors. Just like …
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