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Papa Joe wants a prenup

When Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey divorced, there was no prenup which is how Nick walked away with $10 million of Jessica’s money. Now that Jessica is engaged, she’s set ... Read More »

Joe Simpson crashed Nick Lachey’s party

Joe Simpson used to be a reverend. Now he manages his two daughters, is creepy and crashes Super Bowl parties. No doubt all in the name of God. Joe was ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is pretty in Uganda

A lot of people have criticized Jessica Simpson about her weight gain and you’re probably one of them. You should stop because according to Joe Simpson, “beauty starts within.” Also, ... Read More »

How can this fail?

Joe Simpson is attempting to revive Ashlee Simpson’s music career. Part of his master plan is to have Ashlee record an album of Michael Jackson covers. He’s already pitched this ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson’s dad is jealous

Joe Simpson, the creepy obsessive dad of Jessica, thinks that Tony Romo is distracting Jessica from her career and wants her to break it off with him. Of course, this ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson had a white-trash birthday party

Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday last Friday with a white-trash themed party at her home in Encino. Ashlee wore “Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and ... Read More »

Joe Simpson gets creepier with each passing day

Us Magazine says Joe Simpson asked Tony Romo to drop his agent and let him handle his NFL career and $67.5 million contract. He even told Romo he would manufacture ... Read More »

Papa Joe likes to meddle

An old college buddy of Tony Romo told the Chicago Sun-Times that Tony’s breakup with Jessica Simpson was caused by a combination of not wanting to deal with the intense ... Read More »

That was fast

Joe Simpson has already begun shopping around Ashlee Simpson’s baby photos. Papa Joe has been asking weeklies to spend $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover. Of course, the ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson could do full frontal

A prerequisite for becoming a serious, respected, Oscar worthy actress is to go naked in a movie. That is Hollywood law. Jessica Simpson finally figured this out and is dead ... Read More »

Pete Wentz is banned for Christmas

Joe, a Baptist preacher, isn’t too keen on Pete Wentz’s predilection for making out with men and has banned Ashlee Simpson’s boyfriend, Pete Wentz, from coming over for Christmas. “Joe was ... Read More »

Joe Simpson and Pete Wentz are tough

Ashlee Simpson’s dad and boyfriend tag teamed a bouncer last night after said bouncer pushed Wentz into Ashlee. I tried making that sound as gay as possible. The altercation began ... Read More »

What in this picture does not belong

Eva Longoria celebrated the 2nd Anniversary of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge wearing the same dress Hayden Panettiere wore weeks ago. That’s bad right? Biting a 17-year-old’s style? Also celebrating was ... Read More »

Joe Simpson offers Britney a helping hand

Sources tell NYDN that Joe Simpson wants to become Britney Spears’ manager. The priest turned creepy dad even tried to set up a meeting with Britney although Jessica’s rep denies ... Read More »

Joe Simpson is a real photographer now

A little while back, there was the story about how Joe Simpson planned on being Jessica Simpson’s personal paparazzi. It seems there’s now proof that indeed Joe Simpson is going ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson is blonde

That’s the only excuse I can think of for something like this happening. Jessica Simpson has been going around telling people she is starring in a new movie called Blonde ... Read More »

Joe Simpson is really strange

Radar Online is reporting Joe Simpson has a quiet arrangement with WireImage to provide his own exclusive and racy shots of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and it’s starting to piss ... Read More »

Joe Simpson is still perverted

Joe Simpson can only describe his daughter’s boobs so many times and recount his father-daughter bonding moment of helping Jessica fit into her bra for the first time before he ... Read More »