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Jessica Simpson is pretty in Uganda

A lot of people have criticized Jessica Simpson about her weight gain and you’re probably one of them. You should stop because according to Joe Simpson, “beauty starts within.” Also, ... Read More »

How can this fail?

Joe Simpson is attempting to revive Ashlee Simpson’s music career. Part of his master plan is to have Ashlee record an album of Michael Jackson covers. He’s already pitched this ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson’s dad is jealous

Joe Simpson, the creepy obsessive dad of Jessica, thinks that Tony Romo is distracting Jessica from her career and wants her to break it off with him. Of course, this ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson had a white-trash birthday party

Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday last Friday with a white-trash themed party at her home in Encino. Ashlee wore “Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and ... Read More »

Joe Simpson gets creepier with each passing day

Us Magazine says Joe Simpson asked Tony Romo to drop his agent and let him handle his NFL career and $67.5 million contract. He even told Romo he would manufacture ... Read More »

Papa Joe likes to meddle

An old college buddy of Tony Romo told the Chicago Sun-Times that Tony’s breakup with Jessica Simpson was caused by a combination of not wanting to deal with the intense ... Read More »

That was fast

Joe Simpson has already begun shopping around Ashlee Simpson’s baby photos. Papa Joe has been asking weeklies to spend $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover. Of course, the ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson could do full frontal

A prerequisite for becoming a serious, respected, Oscar worthy actress is to go naked in a movie. That is Hollywood law. Jessica Simpson finally figured this out and is dead ... Read More »
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