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Nicole Richie is finished with Joel Madden

September 17th, 2008Respond

Star Magazine reports that Nicole Richie has walked out on Joel twice already. The latest was when she fled to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week with her daughter after fighting over whatever it is D-listers fight about. Probably over who gets the last gift bag. Joel followed her to kiss and makeup, but it didn’t work and …

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Mary-Kate Olsen had a flannel party

June 24th, 20084 comments

Rich, semi-famous people like Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have a lot of time on their hands. When they’re not laughing at the homeless, they’re throwing whacked out parties like this. These parties usually have themes that are a throwback to a phase they grew out of from their childhood. For example, gangster …

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What a stupid secret

February 20th, 20081 comment

Every time a celebrity gives birth there are always a hundred articles about how they managed to slim down. Usually they say something innocuous like, “I work out,” while very few others say they get lipo and take a lot of laxatives, “I mean, like, A LOT.” Even fewer admit to doing absolutely nothing to …

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This kid will come out douchey

November 16th, 2007Respond

Joel Madden has already begun musically educating his unborn child in hopes that it will some day be just like daddy. Douchey. Joel says he’s been playing it new stuff, old stuff, classical stuff and movie soundtracks. Meanwhile, brother Benji is psyched to become an uncle.
“I’m going to teach [the baby] about life,” he said. …

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Nicole Richie admits to pregnancy

August 1st, 2007Respond

In an exclusive interview with Diane Sawyer set to air Thursday, Nicole Richie confirmed she is four months pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby. She also talked about her guilty plea.
“I have a responsibility and it’s something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person who has lost a loved …

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Uh oh, another hardcore fight

January 26th, 2007Respond

Joel Madden of Good Charlotte and Shifty Shellshock of Crazytown tussle in this very short montage. It’s hard to know who the winner is when all they did was roll around the ground with each other, but my guess is both of them because they’re gay for each other.

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Nicole Richie got some action

January 2nd, 2007Respond

Nicole Richie was seen making out with Joel Madden over New Years. These pictures confirm what a serious pimp Joel Madden is. Hilary Duff AND Nicole Richie! Sure, he couldn’t get Hilary to put out and Nicole Richie looks like a decaying corpse, but uh, where was I going with this? Something about how retarded …

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Hilary Duff hates Nicole Richie

December 21st, 20064 comments

There’s a war brewing between two lame ass celebrities. Hilary Duff seems pissed that her ex, Joel Madden, is hooking up with the perennial cover girl of Fitness Magazine, Nicole Richie. Hilary has been ignoring Joel’s phone calls and thinks Nicole is a skank.
When Duff, 19, heard about Richie’s arrest, “she asked if Nicole had …

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