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Joel Madden, You Magnificent Pink Bastard

We haven’t heard from Joel Madden for a while so you’re probably wondering what he’s been up to. No? Well, damn. I already got these photos. I’ll tell you anyway. ... Read More »

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden marry

I had no idea these two were still relevant but eyeliner enthusiast Joel Madden and former Paris Hilton bff, Nicole Richie, were married at Lionel Richie’s house on Saturday. Attending ... Read More »

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are marrying

I thought these two clowns were already married, but they weren’t. But now they will be. Joel tweeted yesterday, “Yep. i’m engaged. Very happy. Yeah we’ve been engaged for a ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is not happy

Nicole Richie, her girlfriend Joel Madden, and her boyfriend Samantha Ronson enjoyed a night out in the town at Playhouse Hollywood last Friday. According to Fox411, Nicole and Samantha’s ... Read More »

Nicole Richie debuts her baby

Nicole Richie took to PEOPLE to show off her latest experiment in parenting, Sparrow James Midnight Madden. She says she couldn’t be happier and that blah blah blah. Who cares. ... Read More »

Nicole and Joel might be married

Sources have revealed to RadarOnline that Nicole Richie and her Good Charlotte boyfriend, Joel, may have secretly tied the knot on Wednesday. The sources shared Nicole has been “talking ... Read More »

What a dumb name

As alluded to earlier, Nicole Richie gave birth in the early hours of September 9 to a new baby boy. The healthy 7lbs. 14oz. was bestowed the name Sparrow James ... Read More »

After hours club: Douche sandwich

I’ve only heard about this in story books. I didn’t think a hot model bookended by two d-bags was a real phenomenon. Read More »

Nicole Richie is pregnant again

If you can get past the disco skull on Good Charlotte’s Geocities themed website, you’ll find out that Nicole Richie is pregnant again. On Feb. 21, Joel Madden wrote: What’s better ... Read More »

Nicole Richie is finished with Joel Madden

Star Magazine reports that Nicole Richie has walked out on Joel twice already. The latest was when she fled to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week with her daughter after fighting over whatever ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen had a flannel party

Rich, semi-famous people like Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have a lot of time on their hands. When they’re not laughing at the homeless, they’re throwing whacked out ... Read More »

What a stupid secret

Every time a celebrity gives birth there are always a hundred articles about how they managed to slim down. Usually they say something innocuous like, “I work out,” while very ... Read More »

This kid will come out douchey

Joel Madden has already begun musically educating his unborn child in hopes that it will some day be just like daddy. Douchey. Joel says he’s been playing it new stuff, ... Read More »

Nicole Richie admits to pregnancy

In an exclusive interview with Diane Sawyer set to air Thursday, Nicole Richie confirmed she is four months pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby. She also talked about her guilty plea. “I ... Read More »

Uh oh, another hardcore fight

Joel Madden of Good Charlotte and Shifty Shellshock of Crazytown tussle in this very short montage. It’s hard to know who the winner is when all they did was roll ... Read More »

Nicole Richie got some action

Nicole Richie was seen making out with Joel Madden over New Years. These pictures confirm what a serious pimp Joel Madden is. Hilary Duff AND Nicole Richie! Sure, he couldn’t ... Read More »

Hilary Duff hates Nicole Richie

There’s a war brewing between two lame ass celebrities. Hilary Duff seems pissed that her ex, Joel Madden, is hooking up with the perennial cover girl of Fitness Magazine, Nicole ... Read More »

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden are over

Joel Madden made a guest appearance at Enclave and said Hilary Duff broke up with him due to problems arising from their 8 year age difference. It’s hard to say ... Read More »

The Madden twins like them young

You might see Benji and Joel Madden from Good Charlotte hanging around high schools more often because their hobbies include hooking up with underage children. The New York Post said ... Read More »

Hilary Duff is not a virgin

Hilary Duff is denying that she ever said she was a virgin. I can think of one reason why she’s saying this. Joel Madden on the phone crying for her ... Read More »