John Mayer Hates His Girlfriend’s Music

John Mayer and Katy Perry were on Good Morning America yesterday to debut their awful Wrangler jeans duet and to talk about how John Mayer can’t stand Katy Perry’s music.


Katy Perry Is With John Mayer Now

Katy Perry and John Mayer were caught leaving the Chateau Marmont last night thus signifying their acceptance of us believing they’re in a relationship.

Taylor Swift Gave John Mayer the Sads

John Mayer wrote about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s body being a Wonderland, described Jessica Simpson as sexual napalm and told Jennifer Aniston that she better get used to him talking about her publicly to thousands of people on Twitter because “these are the new rules.” But Taylor Swift writes one little song titled Dear John where she sings, “Dear John, I see it all, now it was wrong / Don’t you think 19 is too young to be played by your dark twisted games, when I loved you so?,” and Mayer is all humiliated.