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John Mayer and Renee Zellweger?

Two people no one cares about may be dating but you wouldn’t know by the looks of it. Page Six says John Mayer is boinking Renee Zelwegger but was on ... Read More »

Shenae Grimes Isn’t Sleeping With John Mayer

A report from Star claims that John Mayer is nailing 90210′s Shenae Grimes, 21. Another sacrificial lamb to the alter of John Mayer’s penis? “Shanae is telling friend that she’s having ... Read More »

John Mayer Is Smooth

Wonder how John Mayer reportedly sleeps with so many chicks? With lines like this. Mayer was out with College Humor’s Ricky Van Veen at Wicker Park when a woman came ... Read More »

John Mayer wants to hook up with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is in New York shooting her new series so instead of filming her take her ass on walks up and down Broadway, they need drama to fill out ... Read More »

Taylor Swift calls John Mayer a d-bag through song

Taylor Swift’s new album might as well be a musical black book because every song is either about some guy she dumped or a guy who dumped her. First there ... Read More »

John Mayer quit Twitter

Let us lower our heads in a moment of silence for John Mayer quitting Twitter. Alright, that’s enough. Now let’s party! John deleted his Twitter account the other day abandoning his ... Read More »

John Mayer says Huffington Post is full of sh-t

John Mayer has a Google alert for his name so of course he read the piece on the Huffington Post that speculated he may be back with Jennifer Aniston. And ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson isn’t a fan of John Mayer

Last month in Playboy, John Mayer called Jessica Simpson “sexual napalm” and “crack cocaine”. Looks like Jessica doesn’t know how to take a compliment because she went on Oprah and ... Read More »

GLAAD wants in on that too

Not to let an opportunity pass them by, GLAAD is also calling for an apology from John Mayer. Referring once again to that Playboy interview, GLAAD pointed out that Mayer ... Read More »

John Mayer is really really sorry

John Mayer apologized again during his concert in Nashville last night. Mayer started crying like a wittle baby promising he’ll stop trying to be clever. He said he’s quitting the ... Read More »

John Mayer is sorry

Before a bunch of black people could assemble like a dark Voltron to stomp a hole in John Mayer for using the N word in that Playboy interview, Mayer quickly ... Read More »

John Mayer has a “hood pass” and his penis is a white supremacist

If you thought the Jessica Simpson sexual cocaine quote from John Mayer was it for his Playboy interview, you’d be wrong. Mayer also talks about his dick being a white ... Read More »

John Mayer: Jessica Simpson was sexual crack cocaine

John Mayer spoke with Playboy and confirmed the stereotypes we hoped were true. Jessica Simpson, a reverend’s daughter, was like sexual “crack cocaine.” Let’s stick with the past tense on ... Read More »

John Mayer burned the American flag

John Mayer is a douchebag. He could be pulling Haitians from the rubble or saving babies from burning buildings, but you know he’s eventually going to do or say something ... Read More »

John Mayer plays matchmaker

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both hit up Butter in NYC on Monday and it only took a gigantic oaf like John Mayer to get them on speaking terms again. ... Read More »

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston possibly back together

Multiple sources confirm that Jennifer Aniston, the childless, desperate woman with a biological clock so loud that it drowns out Big Ben, and John Mayer, the douchebag fame whore, have ... Read More »

John Mayer will sodomize you

If you think John Mayer is a gigantic douchebag, then, hey, you’re pretty perceptive. NY Mag interviewed John about politics, health care and his new album. It ended with Mayer ... Read More »

John Mayer denies hittin’ that

John Mayer took to his publicist aka Twitter, to deny rumors that he’s been doing Kristin Cavallari on the side for two years. He tried to be clever about it ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari is a good friend

A Page Six blind item about a reality show star and a well known singer hooking up may have been revealed. All signs, namely Janet Charlton’s accusing finger, point to ... Read More »

What a fantastic present

It’s a well known fact that John Mayer is a gigantic douche bag. So, this story comes as no surprise. Page Six says that when Mayer and Jessica Simpson were ... Read More »