Taylor Swift Gave John Mayer the Sads

John Mayer wrote about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s body being a Wonderland, described Jessica Simpson as sexual napalm and told Jennifer Aniston that she better get used to him talking about her publicly to thousands of people on Twitter because “these are the new rules.” But Taylor Swift writes one little song titled Dear John where she sings, “Dear John, I see it all, now it was wrong / Don’t you think 19 is too young to be played by your dark twisted games, when I loved you so?,” and Mayer is all humiliated.