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John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston possibly back together

Multiple sources confirm that Jennifer Aniston, the childless, desperate woman with a biological clock so loud that it drowns out Big Ben, and John Mayer, the douchebag fame whore, have ... Read More »

John Mayer will sodomize you

If you think John Mayer is a gigantic douchebag, then, hey, you’re pretty perceptive. NY Mag interviewed John about politics, health care and his new album. It ended with Mayer ... Read More »

John Mayer denies hittin’ that

John Mayer took to his publicist aka Twitter, to deny rumors that he’s been doing Kristin Cavallari on the side for two years. He tried to be clever about it ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari is a good friend

A Page Six blind item about a reality show star and a well known singer hooking up may have been revealed. All signs, namely Janet Charlton’s accusing finger, point to ... Read More »

What a fantastic present

It’s a well known fact that John Mayer is a gigantic douche bag. So, this story comes as no surprise. Page Six says that when Mayer and Jessica Simpson were ... Read More »

John Mayer is a douche part 143

The public has added another example of John Mayer’s douchebaggery to their growing file. Mayer tells Twitter, the only one who will listen at this point, that he’s amazed at ... Read More »

John Mayer is a big douche

John Mayer emerged from My House two nights ago with lipstick on his face and kisses over his shirt. He seemed to be promoting a new clothing line he created ... Read More »

John Mayer is creepy

It’s a miracle John Mayer gets any women at all. He’s a 6ft something douche who writes shitty music, a lumbering retard if you will. Not only that, but he’s ... Read More »
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