Johnny Borrell of Razorlight ended his three-week relationship with Kirsten Dunst to get back together with ex-girlfriend Fabiola Gatti.

“Johnny and Kirsten had a very passionate romance – they were completely blown away by each other at first. They spent all their time together. Kirsten even made herself at home in Johnny’s London pad. But now Johnny’s realised she’s not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend and has gone back to his old girlfriend.”

What man will love this monster now?! Even Quasimodo’s story isn’t as sad as Kirsten’s. A blind man wouldn’t even date her. He’d run his hand over her face and run away in horror. He wouldn’t get very far since he’s blind and he’d probably run into a parked car. Which is scary because Kirsten Dunst would be coming towards him like Jason Vorhees and he wouldn’t even know it.

Johnny Borrell of British band, Razorlight, was at SXSW “snogging” with Kirsten Dunst. The Spider-Man actress is rumored to be smitten with the, ahem, rock star and even booked a flight from LA to SXSW in Texas just to be with him. However, Johnny has a long-term girlfriend and Kirsten is supposedly in a relationship. An onlooker at South by Southwest said,

“They were snogging at the side of the stage. He was wearing an oversized leather jacket and playing air guitar and air drums. She was fluttering her eyelashes at him like a smitten teenager.”

Amazing. Some people find true love walking their dogs or in the back of a magazine. Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell knew they were destined to be together when their teeth interlocked like two pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. It’s like a fairytale for the fugly.