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Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp Not Splitting

That is if you believe Vanessa Paradis. Recent reports claimed Johnny Depp and Vanessa were splitting. Now Vanessa is flat out denying the rumors. Making the publicity rounds for her new ... Read More »

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Probably Splitting

PEOPLE’s title “Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis Living ‘Sad’ Separate Lives” sounds like the death knell for Johnny and Vanessa’s relationship. They haven’t been seen on the red carpet together ... Read More »

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis May Be Heading for a Split

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ relationship is getting rocky reports Radar. Sources close to Johnny say he “isn’t handling anything well right now. People around him are worried about how ... Read More »

Johnny Depp Down!

Johnny Depp dined at 25 Degrees in Hollywood Saturday night and barely made it out the door before someone snuggled him to the ground. What a clever way to cop ... Read More »

Johnny Depp Sorry for the Rape Comparison

In an excerpt released from an upcoming Vanity Fair interview, Johnny Depp compared doing photo shoots to being raped. Someone somewhere must have shaken their jowls in shocked disbelief because ... Read More »

Johnny Depp Feels Raped During Photo Shoots

Johnny Depp tells Nick Tosches in Vanity Fair that he’ll take the ridiculous bags of money people throw at him but that doesn’t mean he has to like it. “Basically, if ... Read More »

Johnny Depp to Make Even More Money Off of ‘Pirates’

Johnny Depp made $350 million off of the entire Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Naturally, he’s close to signing a deal to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in ... Read More »

Johnny Depp at the Golden Globes

What the hell was a Best Picture nomination for The Tourist all about? Even Johnny Depp admitted that movie was a pile of trash. Not exactly. When asked if he ... Read More »

Johnny Depp ‘Flirty’ On the Set of ‘Pirates’

Johnny Depp kept his distance from Angelina Jolie the entire time during filming of The Tourist so there wouldn’t be any rumors that they were carrying on an affair. He ... Read More »

Disney Couldn’t Stand Johnny Depp’s Gayness

Johnny Depp is in the January issue of Vanity Fair and talks about how he avoided any rumors of an Angelina Jolie hook-up and Disney’s worry over his gay Captain ... Read More »

Boo! Hiss!

Johnny Depp has won the battle to remove his “explicit” sex scene with Angelina Jolie in their new crime thriller The Tourist. The shower scene had already been shot but ... Read More »

Johnny Depp Still Pretty Cool

There was that story Thursday about how Johnny Depp visited a little girl in school dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow after reading a letter from her asking for his ... Read More »

Johnny Depp Seems Nice

Yesterday in London, Johnny Depp took time off his busy schedule of shooting Pirates of the Caribbean 4 to visit the Meridian Primary School dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow to ... Read More »

Johnny Depp’s Hygiene Is Terrible

Sources who’ve worked with both Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis say their hygiene is terrible. Despite being named Sexiest Man Alive by PEOPLE, Depp rarely showers and isn’t big on ... Read More »

Angelina Jolie Has Sex Scenes

Angelina Jolie is getting older but I’d still do her because, jesus christ, it’s Angelina Jolie. It looks like Johnny Depp has the same idea because he signed on to ... Read More »

Johnny Depp Is the Sexiest Man Alive

Six months of campaigning and four bake sales later PEOPLE still chose Johnny Depp over me as the Sexiest Man Alive of 2009. This shit is rigged. I demand a ... Read More »

If Wonderland Had Rapists

This is what they’d look like. ComingSoon.net has the first look at Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. It seems Depp’s Mad Hatter will ... Read More »

Johnny Depp to Play the Riddler, Again, Maybe

Soon after the release of The Dark Knight rumors began spreading that execs were looking at Johnny Depp for The Riddler and Philip Seymour Hoffman for The Penguin. Possibly because ... Read More »

Angelina Jolie to Play Catwoman?

Having a worldwide $440 million two week gross and being the best film of the year has gotten everyone talking about who will will play what in the next Dark ... Read More »

Johnny Depp Has a Big Wiener

Danforth Prince and Darwin Porter have published a book titled Hollywood Babylon: It’s Back. In it, they unleash a horde of information you thought you never cared about and lace ... Read More »
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