Johnny Knoxville went on Jimmy Kimmel last night and for whatever reason teamed up with Britney Spears to pretend she did a skit called Poo Cocktail Supreme from Jackass 3D.

Knoxville acted like it was a “deleted scene” but one too many “yeah yeahs” gave it away. Not that he was trying to make it seem real, but a little more effort would have been nice. That and the whole thing looks fake. They threw blue water on the camera lens to make it look like Britney was actually doing a stunt while using footage from the real stunt.

Next time they should tell her it’s fake and then actually do it. But instead of poo, have it be chocolate pudding. By the time you open the door to the port a potty, Britney will already be down on her knees lapping everything up. Except the audience won’t know it’s chocolate.

Johnny Knoxville, real name Philip John Clapp, finalized his divorce from his wife of 12 years, Melanie. She’ll be getting half of residuals from Jackass and Dukes of Hazzard in addition to $6,000 a month in child support for their 13-year-old daughter.

That’s amazing he can afford that. There doesn’t seem to be a lot of demand for guys willing to snap mouse traps on their balls. Even if there was, those gigs aren’t paying much. He should do what I do. Change his name and move to another state. Running away is the solution to all relationship problems. Especially if pregnancy and commitment are involved.

Jackass star Johnny Knoxville was detained by LAX security after a grenade was discovered in his carry-on bag. The Los Angeles bomb squad was called and determined that while the grenade was real, it lacked explosives and a firing pin. Knoxville claimed it was a prop from a movie and that he forgot it was in his bag. He was cited for carrying a “prohibited item” and was subsequently allowed to board his flight.

In my opinion, airport security is too strict. First they don’t let you bring your own soda and now they won’t allow grenades in your carry-on. What’s next? No Uzis under your black trench coat or knives hidden in your boots? Bunch of fascists.

Johnny Knoxville and his Jackass co-stars insured themselves for $7 million in case they died while filming Jackass 2.

“The studio is like, ‘Well what do you need $7 million for?’ And I’m like, well, you’ve got to insure these guys! You know. The tapes cost $7. The cameras are about $2,000. After that, it’s all insurance!”

Somewhere along the line, natural selection showed these guys some mercy and yet, Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray…Ha ha, very funny nature. You saucy minx you.

Jackass Number Two’s website has come alive with 2 promos for the movie. The first one is Pontius riding a yak? and saying “jackass number two, how bout’ chooo”. The second has a few of the cast and Johnny Knoxville laughing at their own half naked billboard in West Hollywood. I am a fan of the first one even though the first two CKY’s did it better, but is anyone actually going to pay money to see people do what others have been doing on the internet? Though I have to admit, a live action Darwin Awards does have its merits.