I don’t get this. Celebrity Babylon says Jon Voight and Robert Blake were fighting like an old married couple over who could push a shopping cart into the store. When Robert Blake flexed his muscles, Jon remarked, “You’re in good shape, you are!,” and relinquished control. Old people are weird.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt spent a half-hour sitting in their car outside a birthday party for Scott Caan, Brad Pitt’s co-star in the Ocean’s movies, because Angelina didn’t want to bump into her estranged father Jon Voight who was inside. Brad decided to go in himself and Angelina soon followed through the back door after her dad left. All this because Jon Voight said she needed help for her mental problems on tv.

This is childish, but Angelina Jolie is hot. Even if she does have mental problems, I will defend her until death if it gets me that much closer to sleeping with her. These pictures are not of said event, but they illustrate it perfectly.