There’s nothing more entertaining than a fake feud between skinny Jonah Hill and that guy from Glee. I’m on the edge of my seat with this one.

Last week, Jonah Hill told Jimmy Fallon that Matthew Morrison bullied him at “some douchey Hollywood party.” First by giving him a hard time and then by turning him into a punchline of one of his jokes.

Morrison hit up Late Night With Jimmy Fallon and proposed they settle their feud face to face like men.

“I heard that Jonah said I should bring my sh-t next time,” Morrison says in a video shot on the Glee set and aired on Wednesday’s Fallon. “Well guess what, this is next time.”

“Jonah, pick a date and I will meet you on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and we will settle this like men. Because nobody messes with someone from musical theatre,” Morrison said, before he grabbed a cane and danced an impromptu jig on the Glee set. Us Magazine

Yep, there’s nothing more manly than settling a blown out of proportion disagreement with a song and a dance. Even if it was a self-deprecating joke. Maybe afterward they can go out for ice cream and paint each others nails. I bet skinny Jonah Hill would like that.

The creepily thin Jonah Hill showed up on Jimmy Fallon and talked about how Glee’s Matthew Morrison bullied him at a Fox party her recently went to.

“This (publicity) woman is giving us these instructions… and no one is paying attention… and Zooey (Deschanel) starts talking to me. And I’m, like, whatever I don’t want to get in trouble or anything like that. And she keeps talking to me, and the woman goes, ‘Jonah, please be quiet while I’m talking.’

“This guy (Morrison) piggybacks this woman calling me out. I’ve never met this guy before in my entire life. He goes, ‘Yeah Jonah, can’t you stop talking for one second?’ And everyone laughed at me! I wasn’t even talking to anybody!

“So, I’ve already got in my head that I don’t like this guy. I’m sure he’s a good human being but you don’t throw a dude under the bus that’s just sitting there being quiet… He bullied me. He’s a big timer on Fox (with his show Glee), I’ve got stars in my eyes and he’s been to the dance before, I’m just some movie guy trying to make it in that world.

“Cut to a couple weeks later… and I see this guy, Matthew Morrison, and he’s talking to one of the Gossip Girl guys, Chace Crawford… I go, ‘They don’t see me, I’m gonna get some scoop, I’m gonna call this dude out, I’m gonna like bust up his conversation.’

“And I wander up behind these two guys and I’m eavesdropping and I can’t really hear what’s going on and then I hear, ‘Something, something, something… Jonah Hill.’ And then they both start laughing! And so I’m the punchline in this guy’s joke? He doesn’t even know I’m at this party. What is his deal?” — Holy Moly

To be fair, Matthew Morrison might have just been giving Jonah Hill a hard time and knew Jonah Hill was listening in on him and Chace Crawford. Although, much like Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill probably lost his sense of humor on that diet. Sure, he still cries into his pillow at night, but now it’s less funny and more depressing when you watch him do it.

Jonah Hill dropped around 30 pounds to play Doug Penhall in the 21 Jump Street remake. You can see the dapper Hill in his tux up top scratching his head with a gun while browsing his iPhone. Smart guy.

Hill is currently re-writing the script and will star alongside Channing Tatum and Dave Franco. Johnny Depp will also be making an appearance.

So I take it this is going to be a campy action movie like Pirates of the Caribbean? Because I can’t take any of these people seriously.

I like how Russell Brand and Jonah Hill were promoting Get Him to the Greek with a bunch of girls in bikinis even though they really had nothing to do with the movie. If I was an actor I’d demand stupid stuff like this. “Let’s promote the movie with half naked chicks,” I’d say. The suits would ask why and then I’d reply, “What do you mean why? What are you, gay?” and then two seconds later they’d be on the phone ordering half-naked chicks because no way they’re going to admit to being a fairy.

The Superbad panel at SDCC. By far one of the funniest panels of the day, especially Judd Apatow’s opening monologue which sadly, I can’t find a recording of. By the way, like with Ali Larter, this is also what happens when the cameraman blows air kisses at Seth Rogen. More of Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi after the jump.

Photos: Aaron “The Howler Monkey” from Cameraphonic.