The trailer for the new Men in Black 3 movie starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin is out. In this one, Will Smith time travels to find young Tommy Lee Jones which turns out to be Josh Brolin. And that’s about as much of the plot as I could figure out. Oh and something about aliens. It’s mostly just Will doing stand-up in front of a camera with a few scenes spliced in to progress the story.

Josh Brolin is in the October issue of Playboy where he talks about how he was a pansy as a kid. No, really. Josh Brolin was a puss.

“I got picked on a lot. I was a complete geek in school. I had braces. I didn’t have the hot girlfriend. I was a stocky, awkward kid who got laughed off the tennis court. Football? Forget it. I was too sensitive for that.”

Naturally, he went where all the other sensitive boys were. Acting. Now he’s manly and famous and crushes bullies under his iron fist.

Josh also talks about Ryan Reynolds and Megan Fox.

On his thoughts on comedies and why he likes Ryan Reynolds: “I wouldn’t know how to do it. I don’t like the genre, and comedies are not fun to do. Everybody on the set gets so serious trying to figure out how to make the timing and the jokes right. Ryan Reynolds is one guy who I think nobody can do that better than, and he doesn’t get any f*cking credit for it. I went back to see him three times in The Proposal. [covers eyes, laughs] I’m so gay.”

No argument there, dude.

On his thoughts on Jonah Hex co-star Megan Fox, and the bad press she received for her acting: “What Megan has done is confuse everybody thoroughly. To me, she’s doing something more interesting than what a lot of other young people in movies are doing…Katherine Hepburn, one of the most appreciated actresses today, was hated back in her heyday. She was box office poison…They didn’t understand her. Yet now we all look back and go, ‘Okay, she was incredible.’….With my production company we’re developing a lot of good projects, and maybe it sounds like megalomania, but I would love to be the person who puts Megan in a film in which she can actually do something interesting.”

Yea, Megan is a regular Andy Kaufman blurring the line between reality and acting so well that it’s hard to tell if she’s just a pretty airhead or a secret genius. Years from now actors will be idolizing Megan Fox and always complimenting her on how she was ahead of her time. IN FAIRYTALE LAND!

Then Josh talks about being gay again.

On his relationship with wife Diane Lane, and his response to being accused of kissing Grindhouse co-star Marley Shelton in public: “I don’t f*ck around on my wife. I mean, check her out man. My relationship with my wife is fantastic. Marley is my wife’s and my great friend. I’m an extremely affectionate guy… Marley and I were out together, turned around and saw there were cameras. That’s it. Next time I see that camera guy, I’m going to give some guy a good smack on the lips and then hopefully it will be ‘Josh Brolin is gay’ instead of that I’m f*cking around on my wife.”

There you have it. Josh Brolin secretly cries during Ryan Reynolds movies, thinks Megan Fox is Audrey Hepburn incarnate and isn’t above kissing guys to prove a point. Sort of like your dad, but less gay.

Prosecutors agreed to drop all charges against Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright stemming from an altercation in a Shreveport, Lousiana bar last year provided they each pay $130 in court costs.

Coincidentally, TMZ released the video of the night in question on the same day. This may or may not have been the impetus for the decision to drop the charges.

In the cellphone recorded video, Josh hugs his castmate Jeffrey while cops mace him. They then cuff him and force him to kneel down. At the same time, other police take Jeffrey to the ground, try to cuff him, taser him and try to cuff him again.

This looks pretty bad. The least they could have done was switch it up a little. Like, instead of mace, cuff, taser, cuff. They could have gone taser, cuff, taser, mace, taser, cuff, taser, taser. Afterall, variety is the spice of life.

In an interview with W Magazine to promote the upcoming Oliver Stone George W. Bush biopic, W, Josh Brolin talks about his life, playing George W. Bush, and how pretty his dad is/was. Huh?

“My dad is probably one of the handsomest guys ever,” says Brolin. “I was making a joke and I said, ‘If I was a chick, I’d f— you.’ He was like, ‘You can’t say that! Shut your mouth!’”

Which reminds me. If I was a chick, I’d F me too. If that’s not a ringing endorsement for my devilishly good looks and boyish charm (or is it boyish good looks and devilish charm?), then I don’t know what is. Call me, ladies. Surprisingly, my calendar looks clear this whole month for any dates you want to schedule with me.

[Photo via Splash News]

A few days ago it was discovered that Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, George W. Bush and Colin Powell in Oliver Stone’s upcoming W movie, were arrested during an altercation at a bar. Reports today say it took place at a wrap party for said movie and that Josh and Jeffrey were pepper sprayed and tasered.

Local station KTBS reports and TMZ sources say Wright, who plays Colin Powell, was repeatedly tasered and pepper sprayed as he lay prone on his stomach in the street. We know witnesses heard the officers using extremely foul language, including the “N” word, directed at Wright.

Our sources say Brolin was observed by witnesses attempting to make peace and standing still as he was repeatedly sprayed in the eyes by cops.

The city attorney has not decided whether to file criminal charges against Brolin, Wright or the others for interfering with a police officer.

Because of this, I have prepared a script for minorities to use when they’re arrested and hopefully, deter the police from using unnecessary force.

Yes officer I am a [insert derogatory name]. No, I do not have [insert drug here] on me. No I’m not being sarcastic. Please, there is no need to [tase/pepper spray/pistol whip] me. I am happy to comply with all your demands. No, I would not enjoy being raped by a [baton/9mm].

Follow this and you’ll reduce your risk of being beaten by an incredible 5%.

Josh Brolin and a few others were arrested on Saturday during a bar fight in downtown Shreveport. Josh, 40, was charged with interfering with police. He posted $334 bond to be released. Detective Rod Demery said:

“It’s a common call we receive quite often,” he said. And as for celebrity of the patrons involved, “it doesn’t play any role in decision making.”

They make this sound more kickass than it really is. There didn’t seem to be chairs thrown or broken pool sticks swung. This was probably less violent than the last bar fight I was in. The one where I threw a drink in a guy’s face, slapped him with my glove and said, “You, sir, have offended my honor. I challenge you to a duel.” I ran away when he started to get up. I, um, had to check on my laundry. Yea, that’s it.