Page Six claims Fergie may be pregnant with something. They suspect she’s gestating because her and her fiancé, Josh Duhamel, have moved up their wedding date.
“She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes …

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Josh Duhamel proposed to that monster Fergie. The two are engaged, but no wedding date has been mentioned. God, if I ever propose to a girl who looks like Fergie, I want you to kick me in the nuts because, one, I might be drugged and that could wake me up, and two, if I’m …

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I was slightly startled to see this item from OK! Magazine detailing Josh Duhamel’s desire to have children with the as of yet unclassified creature scientists have taken to calling Fergie.
When asked when he’s going to do that, Josh said, “I don’t know. [I feel a little bit] jealous [of my friends]. But I’m taking …

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Ok, so he’s not really. He’s helping her with a wedgie. To be fair, her body isn’t bad at all. The face could use some work. Err, a lot of work. They might as well replace the thing. Why even have a Porsche when it looks like a band of monkeys attacked it with feces?
Anyway, …

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Josh Duhamel is said to have proposed to Fergie just before Christmas. The leprechaun accepted and after showing off the four carat diamond engagement ring at a party, she has been hiding it in a handbag when she goes out in public. Sources say she wants a big formal Eastern European wedding next summer.
They don’t …

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