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Please keep this to yourself

June 18th, 20092 comments

Fergie talked to Allure about gaining weight for her role in Nine and then losing it with her husband Josh Duhamel’s trainer. She also said something about what she does in the bedroom to spice up their sex life. Oh, hey, look at that. I just blew chunky vomit all over my screen.
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When nightmare becomes reality

February 11th, 20092 comments

Fergie and Josh Duhamel were married about a month ago. People were hoping that would be the end of that and Fergie would live a quiet life outside of anyone’s line of sight. Possibly in a cave somewhere with the rest of her mountain people. Alas, that was not to be. Us detailed their wedding …

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Fergie & Josh Duhamel married

January 12th, 20091 comment

Josh Duhamel still hasn’t received his prescription lenses from Costco. That’s the only reason I can think of for him marrying Fergie on Saturday.
The wedding was held at the Church Estates Vineyards in Malibu “under magnolia trees filled with thousands of white roses.” Juxtaposed with Fergie’s face, it made for an interesting ceremony.
The ceremony was …

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It’s wedding week for Josh and Fergie

January 8th, 20091 comment

Three days before their wedding, Josh Duhamel and Fergie held a joint bachelor and bachelorette party which should give more of an indication of how much Josh hates his life. He can’t even get naked chicks to grind on him without some f’d up monster watching him. PEOPLE describes:
“Josh and Fergie usually spend so much …

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Who would do such a thing?

February 12th, 2008Respond

Page Six claims Fergie may be pregnant with something. They suspect she’s gestating because her and her fiancé, Josh Duhamel, have moved up their wedding date.
“She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes …

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Fergie engaged to Josh Duhamel

December 27th, 20071 comment

Josh Duhamel proposed to that monster Fergie. The two are engaged, but no wedding date has been mentioned. God, if I ever propose to a girl who looks like Fergie, I want you to kick me in the nuts because, one, I might be drugged and that could wake me up, and two, if I’m …

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Josh Duhamel wants babies

October 30th, 2007Respond

I was slightly startled to see this item from OK! Magazine detailing Josh Duhamel’s desire to have children with the as of yet unclassified creature scientists have taken to calling Fergie.
When asked when he’s going to do that, Josh said, “I don’t know. [I feel a little bit] jealous [of my friends]. But I’m taking …

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Josh Duhamel picks Fergie’s butt

March 7th, 20072 comments

Ok, so he’s not really. He’s helping her with a wedgie. To be fair, her body isn’t bad at all. The face could use some work. Err, a lot of work. They might as well replace the thing. Why even have a Porsche when it looks like a band of monkeys attacked it with feces?
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