Katherine Heigl and her husband Josh Kelley were in their hot tub Monday night when they’re neighbor started cursing them out over the fence complaining about the noise. Heigl says the neighbor has a history of noise complaints. Heigl’s security called the cops who spoke with the couple before realizing that this was stupid and left.

I’d probably complain too if I had to listen to Heigl nagging her husband in her high pitched squeal while they fool around in the hot tub. Sex with Heigl must be terrifying. She probably sounds like that drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket telling Josh to, “Put it in here, you pussy!”

Note that she came out to greet the cops in her bikini. Rawr. Video at TMZ.

Katherine Heigl, from Grey’s Anatomy, is now engaged to Josh Kelley. They started dating after Heigl appeared in one of his music videos. This is the line Josh used on her:

“At the end of the shoot, I said, ‘You’re gonna go eat dinner with us, and you can’t say no,’ ” Kelley, 25, said in October. “So we ate, drank and just started hanging out after that.”

I can’t count how many times I’ve used this line with women, but with me it always ends with them blowing a whistle trying to serenade me and I can’t get a word in edgewise. It’s just as well since their music is terrible. Or maybe getting a girl like this is just as simple as gluing a rug to my chest like Josh. I hear women love rubbing their face in it espeically after a hard work out.

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