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When Dressing Your Kid Up as a Prostitute Goes Wrong

The PTC is going after TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras after they showed a 3-year-old dressed as Julia Roberts’ hooker character from Pretty Woman. “We have a serious problem when The Learning Channel* ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Is in a Bikini

Here’s Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder at the beach in Kauai, Hawaii. Everybody always tells me how beautiful Julia Roberts is and how Pretty Woman is such a ... Read More »

Julia Roberts’ Face Is Illegal

When you choose a face for your product line, it’s always best to find a celebrity who doesn’t need an elite unit of the world’s top Photoshoppers to be assembled. ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Confronts a Photographer

On Monday, Julia Roberts went off on a photog who was snapping shots of her family walking around in LA. Julia didn’t take kindly to the fact that he was ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Made $1.5 Mil for This

Julia Roberts is an intolerable diva. There’s more than enough rumors floating around to show that she’s difficult to work with and has ridiculous demands. She exaggerates her importance. On ... Read More »

Regular People Are Icky

It’s a widely known fact that Julia Roberts is an entitled bitch who lives in a little Hollywood bubble only coming out when she absolutely has to and when that ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Is Mistaken

Julia Roberts gave an interview to Star Magazine this week to promote her new movie Eat, Pray, Love and had some insight about men to give women. That being, “men ... Read More »

People Are Weird

Julia Roberts got some self-serve yogurt at Yogurt Stop in West Hollywood last Sunday and pretty much turned the place upside down. She came in alone and everyone was in ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Is Expensive

Julia Roberts burst out onto the scene with Pretty Woman in 1990. Since then it seems like she’s been riding that one achievement. Her films don’t do too badly, but ... Read More »

Even Julia Roberts Makes Cracks About NBC

NBC is the new whipping boy with this Jay Leno/Conan O’Brien thing. Everyone is making fun of them, even “big shot” celebrities like Julia Roberts. Here she is at the ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Films in a Bikini

Here’s Julia Roberts in a bikini filming scenes for Eat, Pray, Love. Some of you, those who love Pretty Woman, rainbows and being gay, may find this sexy. Others may ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Was Well Prepared

Julia Roberts honored Tom Hanks at the Film Society of Lincoln Center event by saying “fuck” a lot of times and bemoaning his recent string of confusing movies. Good times. “Alright ... Read More »

Cat Fight, Cat Fight

Julia Roberts went to the premiere of Duplicity and when asked if she would ever do a nude scene, Roberts replied: ‘You know it’s not really what I do, so if ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Is Angry

Julia Roberts went off on a paparazzi the other day because he kept following her around. She told him to “get the fuck out of her face” and to “get ... Read More »

Julia Roberts in a Bikini

If you had your heart set on finding pictures of Julia Roberts in a bikini, then congratulations, you’re a big weirdo. Why would you do this to yourself? Read More »

Julia Roberts Is a Lunatic

Julia Roberts acted like a woman possessed as she crazily honked her horn while driving on the wrong side of the road in L.A. trying to pull over a photog. ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Is No Fan of Angelina

According to Star Magazine, after a screening of Angelina Jolie’s A Mighty Heart at her house, Julia Roberts said she could have done a better job. An insider must have dished ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Gives Birth

Julia Roberts gave birth to an 8.5 lb. baby boy today. She named him Henry Daniel Moder and will join Julia’s twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus as more proof that Julia’s ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Is Pregnant

Julia Roberts is pregnant with her third child and will give birth next summer. The unlucky father is Danny Moder. This pregnancy comes as a surprise since it was so ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Needs a Makeover

My initial reaction to seeing Julia Roberts at the supermarket would not be to ask her for an autograph. It would be to throw canned food at her until I ... Read More »