I’ve not forgotten about you, ladies. Here’s Julian McMahon with Kelly Paniagua at an Australian beach in his Speedos. I don’t see what the big deal about him is. He’s not such a stud. Look at him ignore  that little drowning girl’s cries for help. Although, to be fair, he does look like he’s wincing in pain. Probably because that water is almost up to his chest. Eeek!

I think this photo needs a caption. Any takers?

Nip/Tuck is arguably one of the best dramas running this season. It’s starting off a little better than last season and the Scientology aspect was pretty funny. Well, being Julian McMahon aka Dr. Christian Troy gets you a lot of perks like getting to have sex with a different girl in almost every episode.

There is a downside to all this and that’s when Rosie O’Donnell guest stars as one of your conquests. You’d think it would be bad enough to have to film a mock sex scene with Rosie, but it gets worse. The director couldn’t shoot around a tube top Rosie was wearing because it would always get in the shot. Rosie’s solution was to pull the top down to which McMahon replied with, “nice boobs”. I don’t think anyone mentioned the level of vomiting that happened afterward, but I hear it was described as obscene.

Scary stories always give me goosebumps. This was one of the more disturbing ones and it may end up giving me nightmares. Good thing I have rubber sheets.