The Blemish » justin bieber Better than a slap to the face Tue, 18 Nov 2014 21:10:02 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Floyd Mayweather Gives Justin Bieber Boxing Tips Fri, 17 Oct 2014 18:09:52 +0000 In an Instagram video posted by Justin Bieber, we see Floyd Mayweather doing a little training with everyone’s least favorite singer. Here’s Bieber slipping punches with his hands way down. Probably because it looks cooler. This is the equivalent of holding a gun sideways.

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Justin Bieber Punched Photogs After Eating With Kendall Jenner Wed, 01 Oct 2014 21:16:57 +0000 Justin Bieber, who did not eat dinner with Selena Gomez but instead with Kendall Jenner last night, punched and shoved his way through a crowd of photographers waiting for him outside of Ferdi.

Kendall was at Paris Fashion Week to walk in shows for Chanel. Bieber was there to pretend he knew something about fashion.

Pictures show the 20-year-old squeaky-voiced brat shoving his way past photogs. In one photo, it looks like he’s punching a male photographer. In another, his left hand is on someone’s neck. The photographer looks relatively unfazed. In fact, his calm demeanor makes it look like he’s about 5 seconds away from snapping and shoving him into a trashcan.

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The Fappening 3 Has Started and Includes Justin Bieber Wed, 24 Sep 2014 05:14:57 +0000 One talking point of The Fappening is they were all chicks. So many tits but not one dick. For the most part, the guys all thought they were safe. Well, Tuesday night, that talking point went out the window when dick pics of Justin Bieber (NSFW) and Omarion (NSFW) kicked off The Fappening 3 (real start date 9/27). Holy shit. This twink can’t even take a dick pic without looking like a complete douche.

Fake or real?

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Justin Bieber Confirms He’s Dating Selena Gomez in a Deposition Fri, 12 Sep 2014 20:28:37 +0000 To the two of you that care, in his latest deposition, Justin Bieber admitted that he and Selena Gomez are dating again.

A source tells E! News the rest of Bieber’s latest deposition was pretty “uneventful,” but that he was very well-behaved.

There’s nothing left to say. You brought this on yourself, little missy. Don’t come crawling back when he dumps you for some model he wants to bang. I won’t be here to comfort you. Unless you want to have sex. In which case, I’ll comfort you for the best 10 seconds of your life.

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Justin Bieber Stripped to His Underwear at Fashion Rocks Wed, 10 Sep 2014 16:50:49 +0000 Swaggy douchebag Justin Bieber stripped down to his Calvin Klein briefs at Fashion Rocks on Tuesday. He made the impromptu decision because everyone started booing him while he introduced Rita Ora.

You’d think that’d be the story here, but no, it’s actually this video of a girl recording Bieber stripping on her tv and screaming as her camera zooms in on his crotch. Both my eardrums may be pierced.

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Justin Bieber Faces Assault Charge in Canada for ATV Crash Tue, 02 Sep 2014 18:31:50 +0000 Justin Bieber ran his ATV into a minivan in Ontario last Friday which ended with him and the other guy getting physical. Let’s just take that to mean there was a lot of shoving because the day Justin actually throws a punch is the day he’s surrounded by about 10 bodyguards.

“The driver of the ATV and an occupant of the minivan engaged in a physical altercation,” according to a police news release.

Bieber turned himself in and was charged on Monday with dangerous driving and assault. The other party, a photog, was not charged. Bieber’s lawyer said:

“Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’ peaceful retreat in Stratford this weekend was unfortunately disrupted by the unwelcome presence of paparazzi,” the statement said.

“This has regrettably resulted in charges of dangerous driving and assault. Mr. Bieber and Ms. Gomez have fully co-operated in the police investigation. We are hopeful that this matter will be quickly resolved.”

Many would say to not be too quick to blame Bieber, but have you seen that guy? Huge douche. The day I give this kid the benefit of the doubt is the day I read a story about him loving to wear women’s heels during sex.

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Justin Bieber Brake Checks a Photog, Causes Accident Wed, 27 Aug 2014 18:12:48 +0000 Justin Bieber was driving his Ferrari in West Hollywood Tuesday when he saw a photog following him in a Prius. Since he’s a giant asshat, he did a brake check causing the photog to crash into him. The Ferrari suffered a few scratches and the Prius was still a Prius. And since Bieber is also huge douchebag along with being an asshat, he compared his situation to that of Princess Diana’s.

Jesus christ. I’m not sure how this kid hasn’t been punched in the face yet. If I stood next to this twink, my fist would experience a gravitational pull to his face far greater than the one between the Earth and the moon.

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Justin Bieber Tried to Take Someone’s Phone to Delete Photos of Himself Tue, 26 Aug 2014 18:32:33 +0000 Cops are investigating Justin Bieber for attempted robbery, attempted battery and attempted theft. This after Bieber tried to grab a guy’s cell to delete the pictures he took.

Justin and Selena were at Dave & Buster’s Monday night when a fan snapped photos of the two. Since he’s a big asshat, Justin lunged at him to take his phone. But, much like a mother lion does to her cub who doesn’t know any better, Justin’s security held him back before making any contact with the fan.

Police were called but Justin left by the time they arrived.

Bieber is currently on probation for egging his neighbor’s house so this could trigger a probation violation which would mean jail which would make a certain someone very happy. That certain someone is all of us, by the way.

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Suge Knight Shot 6 Times, Shooter May Have Been Targeting Chris Brown and Justin Bieber Sun, 24 Aug 2014 18:56:02 +0000 During a pre-VMA party hosted by Chris Brown at 1Oak, an unknown assailant attempted to shoot Chris Brown and, possibly, Justin Bieber but ended up hitting Suge Knight 6 times instead. It happened at around 1:30 am on Sunday while celebs were all partying inside the club. Because Suge has more street cred than anyone in there combined, he managed to walk out under his own accord. A cop saw him, and walked him to the police car where he waited for an ambulance. He’s now out of surgery and recovering in the ICU.

Two others were also injured, a 32-year-old male and a 19-year-old female. Which is weird since I thought 19 was under 21. Maybe I’m just not good at math.

Chris Brown then tweeted a social commentary about how society can’t have fun or enjoy themselves without causing trouble.

He does remember he punched Rihanna in the face a bunch of times, punched another guy in the face, and threw a chair through a window, right? Okay, just wanted to make sure.

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Justin Bieber Does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Without Ice Mon, 18 Aug 2014 00:48:44 +0000 If Justin Bieber wants people’s perception of him (that of a whiny douchebag) to change, then it would behoove him to not fake the ALS Ice Bucket challenge.

Bieber posted an Instagram video of him doing said challenge with what looks to be a bucket of plain old water. Not a bit of ice in sight. Could the ice have melted in the few seconds it took to fill the bucket? Sure, maybe. But this is Justin Bieber we’re talking about. He’s faker than Courtney Stodden’s tits.

Meanwhile, people like Phoenix Jones are turning the ice bucket challenge up a notch. Here he is dumping a bucket of ice over his head before getting tased into a pool of ice. Your move, Obama.

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