After Justin Bieber douched his way through Selena Gomez’s virginity in 2011, he bragged to his friend, “I knew she was in love with me when she gave me her virginity.” What a romantic.
You want to know why Photoshop was invented?
Justin Bieber and his friend Khalil Sharieff were photographed at a party sucking on a stripper’s big, fake breasts (NSFW here).
Fox News provided evidence that Justin Bieber is a demon or part lizard.
In most shocking news of the day, Justin Bieber was being a cocky asshole during his arrest in Miami Beach.
After entering a not guilty plea in Florida to charges of driving under the influence and drag racing, Justin Bieber turned himself in to Toronto police on Wednesday for an assault charge stemming from an incident last month.
Sorry, people who signed the petition to deport Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber posted the above side-by-side picture of him and Michael Jackson on his Instagram yesterday with the caption, “What more can they say.” He was trying to imply that he’s the King of Pop much like Michael was in his time.
Up top is a photo of Justin Bieber and his dad outside on their patio celebrating his release from holding.
You know you’ve hit a low point in your life when CNN interrupts your interview for a special report on Justin Bieber.
If you’ve ever wanted to know how long Justin Bieber would last in prison, the answer is: not very.
Here’s Justin Bieber’s mugshot. He looks pretty happy for a dude about to face charges for DUI, drag racing, resisting arrest and whatever else they decide to put on top.
Justin Bieber has another precious moment to add to his scrapbook under “My First DUI.” Early Thursday morning in Miami beach, Justin Bieber was busted for DUI, drag racing and resisting arrest.
Justin Bieber had drugs laying all around his house during the raid last Tuesday.
Police raided Justin Bieber’s house and seized everything that could be used as evidence against him in the egging incident.
Police arrested Lil Za during the raid on Justin Bieber’s house yesterday.
Flushed with testosterone now that he’s banging Selena Gomez again, Justin Bieber mustered enough courage to egg his neighbor’s house, a guy who’s had problems with him before.
In bad decisions of the day, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber may have reunited.
Remember when I said I’d update if Justin Bieber got punched in the face?