Good news for Justin Gaston. He’ll no longer have to worry about being prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law because, despite the fact he has a shirt woven by God, Miley Cyrus broke up with him.

“They have been having trouble for a while,” says the insider. “It’s been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot.”

Ha! Good luck trying to get Johnny Depp to play you in a movie now that Miley isn’t on board. And good luck trying to trick another 15-year-old into liking you. Kids are a lot smarter these days and a white van combined with a bag of candy from the Sweet Factory won’t cut it anymore.

Details interviewed Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, and asked him a bunch of fruity questions to which Justin gave fruity answers to. My favorite bit is where he says his favorite piece of clothing from the shoot was a white shirt he thinks God wove and sent to him through his angels. In a close second was wanting to be a lap dog so he could be petted all day when asked who he’d trade places with.

Does anyone else think he’s deadpanning this or have we found the world’s dumbest male model. Once you finish deciding, go on Twitter and call him a dumbass. If I heard correctly, he seems to like it when people do that.

Miley Cyrus and that gay Jonas brother, no the other one, Nick Jonas, have gotten back together. Friends say Nick is insisting Miley break it off with current boyfriend Justin Gaston so they can make-out in Nick’s room while his parents watch without feeling guilty.

“Miley and Nick want to get back together,” our source tells us. “Because they’re working together [on a new video], they’ve been put in close proximity to each other. They’re now spending more and more time together, and they’re constantly on the phone.”

But do friends kiss and cuddle? When the two get together these days, their relationship hardly seems platonic. Says our insider, “Miley was over at the Jonas house recently, and they were smooching. Nick’s parents have this rule that when a girl is over, the door has to be open, but that didn’t stop Nick and Miley from making out.”

Nick Jonas is the gayest dude ever. Justin has probably banged Miley six ways till Sunday, but Nick probably wears latex gloves just to touch her boobs. He probably even asks permission first. And not even to touch real boob. To touch boob that’s under a shirt and bra. If you showed Nick a picture of a vagina, he’d probably start crying and cursing god.

Miley Cyrus says that since meeting her 20-year-old boyfriend, she’s become closer to the Lord.

“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him,” she says on The Rachael Ray Show in an interview airing Friday. “He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”

There you go Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus and Disney. Miley is definitely not having sex with Justin when she’s behind closed doors. She’s actually being made to read Bible stories. Mostly she reads Justin’s favorite passage about the sodomites. He loves to do re-enactments.

Miley Cyrus spent the day jogging with her boyfriend, Justin Gaston, 20, in what seems to be the most inappropriate workout attire you could think of for a 16-year-old. Is she running in Daisy Dukes? Is she even wearing a sports bra? Can you exercise like this? Are these pictures even legal to look at? I hope so. I can’t go back to jail, man.

I think a good way to find out if pedophiles live in your neighborhood is to have Miley jog through it like this. You’ll be able to spot them because they’ll be the ones who’ll be following her in a cavalcade of ice cream trucks and blacked out vans.

Justin Gaston, 20, continues his campaign for “Creepiest Celebrity Boyfriend” with this photo of him making out with 16-year-old Miley Cyrus. Not only is it being used as Miley’s new AIM icon, it will also be used as evidence in his impending trial.

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Shocking news today. Miley Cyrus’ 20-year-old boyfriend / rising underwear model, Justin Gaston, could be using Miley. A source reveals that Justin has received more modeling jobs ever since he started dating Hannah Montanna. He also has a budding music career and has been telling anyone who’ll listen that he and Miley are writing songs together to drum up interest in his crappy songs.

The source goes on to say that Miley isn’t so innocent either. She may also be using Justin. Ha, suck on that underwear boy.

“After her photo leaks, she needed someone discreet and Billy Ray thought this was perfect for her image. They talk up how he is a good Christian like her and he won’t overshadow her like someone like Nick Jonas might.”

Yes. That straight laced 20-year-old will do wonders for that naive 16-year-old. Where else will Miley learn not to flush condoms down the toilet? Or the best way to abort a fetus without her parents knowing. Certainly not from “Boring” Billy Ray. All he ever wants to teach her is how to throw a baseball and shred on a guitar. Didn’t Billy get the memo? That shit is boring. Miley wants real advice. Like, what’s the best way to hide your coke habit from the general public?

Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend Justin Gaston is obviously milking Miley for her fame and guess what, it’s working, sort of. Justin was in Christian Audigier’s fashion show for his daughter, Crystal’s, birthday bash. After he finished his duties, he hit up “a bunch of gorgeous gals” with his shirt off and pants riding low (that’s just how Justin rolls). A source said, “he was flirting and definitely wasn’t acting like a guy with a girlfriend.” Did I mention this was the night before Miley’s 16th birthday? Because it was.

Miley shouldn’t be too worried. Justin is a responsible person. He took one of the girl’s himself the next day to the hospital to get the morning after pill. Such a gentleman.

Little did Miley know her mom was doing the exact same thing.

Miley Cyrus was at the Christian Audigier show yesterday sitting next to her mom when Miley’s 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston walked the runway. Miley seemed excited because she licked her lips and twirled her tongue at him. She might as well have asked her mom for a condom or made a V with her fingers and darted her tongue in and out.

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