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Britney and Justine to reunite

August 21st, 2008Respond

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake may finally be recording a song together. A song which was supposed to happen on Britney’s last album, but didn’t because of the bad influences of her life. Page Six writes:
…but Spears - under the influence of friends including Osama Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib - missed her recording session with …

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Justin Timberlake is pretty gay

June 20th, 2008Respond

Trace Ayala, a longtime friend of Justin Timberlake, told In Touch that Justin parades around naked in front of him all the time. Discussing Justin’s role in The Love Guru, Trace says:
“I see the kid naked all the time, so if he is wearing a Speedo, I’m like ‘Yeah! He actually has clothes on!’”
The gay …

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When Madonnas attack

May 1st, 2008Respond

Justin Timberlake and Madonna were performing in concert when Madonna pinned Justin to the wall and in eerily similar fashion to one of my recurring nightmares, vigorously molested him with her Hulk-ish body. Gross.
Later on in the performance, Madonna chugged a bottle of champagne while holding a guitar. Possibly in defiance of public drinking laws. …

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Celebrity music news round-up

April 4th, 20081 comment

Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out
Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by Scarlett Johansson without dying of excitement, the studio has decided to quench the public’s thirst for the celebrity songstress by releasing the cover art. It …

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Madonna was inducted

March 11th, 2008Respond

Justin Timberlake introduced Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony yesterday and used that opportunity to take a few jabs at Britney Spears. Justin started the evening off with “She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience. …

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Jessica Biel gets her ass grabbed

October 23rd, 2007Respond

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were watching the Packer’s game on October 7 when Justin Timberlake’s cousin (?) grabbed Jessica’s ass. Jessica enjoyed it. JT’s cousin enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. As always, Justin Timberlake was oblivious. Jessica Biel could be sticking her tongue down another girl’s throat and Justin would just stand there pumping …

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Justin Timberlake doesn’t talk to Britney

September 20th, 20072 comments

Justin Timberlake dated Britney Spears for 3 years before breaking up in 2002. Yesterday, the white Michael Jackson told Oprah Winfrey that he hasn’t spoken to Britney in years, but said she had a “huge heart.” Probably because she has to push a lot of whoppers through her system. Here’s Justin’s canned response.
Talk-show host Oprah …

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Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel

August 20th, 20072 comments

Justin Timberlake, who is reportedly with Jessica Biel, was seen at an HBO party at the rooftop of the Tribeca Grand cavorting with a bronzed-skin, long haired brunette. Page Six says,
They were obviously into each other,” said the spy. “It was just the two of them . . . he had no entourage at all.” …

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