Justin Timberlake announced HomeMint yesterday which is “a collection of home goods and art designed and curated by Timberlake and his longtime interior designer, Estee Stnaley.” The line was part of BeachMint collection which includes StyleMint and BeautyMint.

The line is basically a collection of expensive crap that they hoped people would buy because Justin Timberlake slapped his name on it. Look how serious Justin is picking out fabrics. He’s curating! This collection must be good. With that said, let’s go through a few items.

GossipCop had nothing better to do than bother Justin Timberlake’s grandma to ask about his engagement to Jessica Biel.

“He called me on Christmas Day and told me he’s engaged,” and adds that Timberlake asked her not to discuss the news with anyone “until after the holidays.”

Bomar says “the family loves Jessie… she’s a very sweet girl.” GossipCop

The engagement is all but confirmed now because, as Justin’s grandma puts it, she “ain’t no lyin’ whore like dat c**t Paris Hilton.” Okay, I’m not sure if she actually said that but I don’t see why not.

This was reported two weeks ago, but now Us sort of confirms it saying Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel in the mountains of Wyoming.

“Justin knows how much she loves snowboarding and the mountains, so it was the perfect place,” one insider explains.

After a brief three-month split in 2011, Biel made it clear that she wanted to spend her life with Timberlake, 30. “When they reunited, they had a conversation about taking the next step.” Us Weekly

Justin Timberlake was rumored to have been with Mila Kunis, Olivia Wilde, Olivia Munn and Amanda Seyfried. Basically all his co-stars. Proposing to Jessica Biel was obviously the next logical step after running out of vaginas.

If you missed this from the morning round-up, let me repeat it. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel might be engaged per Lainey. A tweet from an art gallery in Jackson, Wyoming read, “Word on the street is that Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel at the Amangani last night…we’re picking out post-engagement presents for them just in case they come in! Trying to play it cool…”

The Amangani is a luxury resort in Wyoming. There’s no confirmation yet so who knows. Maybe Jessica Biel finally convinced Justin to marry her by mercilessly beating him and asking, “Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?”

No one really knows if Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are still together but it looks like they are because they were at her dinner for luxe leather brand Tod’s at the Chateau Marmont. PEOPLE says they engaged in some PDA, shared food and were “very sweet” together. Then Justin left to nail some whores in his secret sex dungeon.

Justin Timberlake was invited to the annual Marine Corps ball by Cpl. Kelsey De Santis earlier this year. He accepted and actually showed up to the event over the weekend. Justin even wrote about it on his site.

The wife of a Marine who attended the ball snapped this picture of Timberlake at the event.

She reported Timberlake posed for pictures and seemed like a normal guy.

Aimee Lupino, a make-up artist and stylist who helped De Santis get ready for the big night said that De Santis “was not stressed.”

“She printed a pic of herself and autographed it for Justin!,” wrote Lupino.

Lupino also said that Timberlake received a gift bag of things that De Santis put together for him, related to what she believes were things having to do with Marine Corps life. WTVR

It’s always funny when people are surprised that celebrities act normal. What were they expecting? For Justin to get drunk and punch a pregnant lady in the stomach? It’s not like celebrities no longer have any concept of social etiquette and have to be reintegrated into society. Who do people think they are? Bloggers?

Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake were at the In Time photocall in Spain today and she looked way better than she did at the UK premiere. This almost makes up for the terrible acting in that movie. Maybe if those two people sitting in front of me saw these pictures, they wouldn’t have walked out in the middle of the movie.

I like The Enquirer and their made up stories. They’re entertaining at times. I wonder if they just sit around a boardroom coming up with insane but somewhat plausible gossip they can print? Because that sounds pretty fun. The latest rumor they started is that Jessica Biel, hoping to tie down Justin Timberlake, is going off birth control and getting pregnant.

One insider told The ENQUIRER: “Jessica is convinced that Justin is going to propose soon and they are destined to spend the rest of their lives together.

“She’s also telling her friends that she can’t wait to be pregnant.”

Still, Justin and Jessica don’t seem to be on the same page when it comes to having a baby, said another source.

“Justin is going along with it, but the feeling is that he’s just saying what he has to,” explained the source. — TNQ

Going along with it? Sure. I guess that’s why Justin spent the night of Sept. 14 at Scarlett Johansson’s house. Sleeping with other women is usually what I do when someone wants to have a baby with me. Because clearly my condoms are going to have pin pricks in them and cheating is the next best contraceptive.

As reported, four pictures were hacked off of Mila Kunis’ cell phone. One of the photos is of Justin Timberlake with pink panties on his head and another is of a mystery man’s penis. That man is not Justin Timberlake, says a source close to Justin Timberlake.

Justin has made it clear that he’s never sent a pic like that to Mila or anyone else. No, he prefers to show them in person. It’s much more intimate that way. Especially when you corner them in an elevator. Or so I’ve heard.

At a Friends With Benefits press junket in Moscow, Mila Kunis fielded some questions in her native Russian while Justin Timberlake sat by her side like a dork waiting for the translation through his earpiece.

One of the reporters asked Justin why he was in movies. Before the question could be translated for Justin, Mila, a little annoyed, stepped in and answered. Well, not answered. More like she gave the reporter a tongue-lashing for asking such an inane question. Translation of video below provided by Atae Hone from The Daily What.

Reporter: “I have two questions – about the movie and the sex–”
Mila: “What?” (in a “didn’t hear you clearly” way)
Reporter: “About the movie and the sex.”
Mila: “Oh, I thought I misheard you about the sex.”
Justin: “I don’t like this! =)”
Reporter: “What brought you into movies? WHY ARE YOU IN MOVIES?”
Mila: “What?!”
Reporter: “Why movies?”
Mila: “Why movies?”
Reporter: “Well, many showbiz persons move to movies, and sometimes it’s for the better, but why is Justin in movies?”
Mila: “Wait, you’re asking why he wants to be in movies?”
Reporter: “Yes.”
Mila: “What would you rather have him do?”
CROWD: LOL, applause
Reporter: indiscernible under the applause
Mila: “Huh?”
Reporter: “I mean, isn’t showbiz enough?”
Mila (exasperated): “Well, if he WANTS to make movies, and he can, why shouldn’t he? What sort of question is that? Why are YOU here?”
CROWD: LOL, more applause
Reporter: “Well, I’m doing my job.”
Mila: “Well, he’s doing his. It’s the same thing!”
(turns to Justin, asks in English if he needs the exchange translated, he replies that he’s getting it in the earpiece, but delayed)
Justin: “This is my bodyguard!”

That was hot. Especially when Mila threw that “you’re so stupid I’m going to kill you” stare at the reporter. Arguing with Mila would be next to impossible. Once she starts speaking Russian, you just melt and little cartoon hearts would float up and burst above your head.

People are wondering if Justin Timberlake was drunk during his interview at the MLB All-star game last night. There to promote Friends with Benefits, Timberlake teased, “Joe Buck, you’re calling a great game, Joe! … Just a classy guy with a class voice.”

Asked about his favorite stadium food, Timberlake matter-of-factly said it was beer. “It goes with the hot dog, it goes with nachos it goes with peanuts. Beer’s perfect. Beer never got mad at me because I didn’t call her back.”

Mm, hmm, girlfriend. Joe Buck heard that. *Air snaps*

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore released a few viral videos starring Sean Penn, Justin Timberlake, Bradley Cooper, Jamie Foxx, Isaiah Washington and Eva Longoria in an effort to bring attention to the problem of child sex slave trading.

This would be great if the videos made any sense. But they don’t. At all. They start out with a celebrity being a manly man to the XXXTREME and end with the slogan “Real Men Don’t Buy Girls”.

None of which makes me want to stand up against child sex trafficking. However, it does make me want to learn how to open a beer bottle with a tv remote. How did Jamie Foxx do that? Someone please tell me how to subscribe to his newsletter.

A few more spots after the jump.

Olivia Wilde took to Twitter yesterday to dispel rumors of a Justin Timberlake hookup. “Cool it, honeybadgers. We are just friends and have been for years,” Wilde tweeted.

Curiously, gone is the tweet that explained how great of a lover I am. I guess she just wants to keep me all to herself.