February 27th, 2007
The whole purpose of Black Snake Moan is watching Samuel L. Jackson yell at a half-naked Christina Ricci. It goes to show Hollywood still has some original ideas…kind of. In this clip, Christina Ricci has sex with Justin Timberlake. It lasts less than a minute with no payoff making it the most disappointing minute of …
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February 10th, 2007
Someone put up Justin Timberlake’s What Goes Around Comes Around music video on ye ole Youtube. I didn’t make it through the whole thing. My nerves were shot and my body began convulsing. Anna Nicole Smith withdrawl is the worst. I haven’t heard anything new in ten minutes.
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February 6th, 2007
After a fling with Jessica Biel at Sundance, Justin Timberlake is now sexing up Scarlett Johansson. The two of them were in Miami enjoying a postgame party together. They met at the Hennessey Super Bowl afterparty at Mokai and left together, but
“Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and …
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February 5th, 2007
I’m glad the Colts won because the Bears suck. Why keep passing when it’s intercepted every other time?
Ashlee Simpson shops. [Glitterati]
Because I Said So is so good. Just kidding. [Pajiba]
Marc Anthony dry humps Jennifer Lopez. [Bastardly]
Justin Timberlake is a badass. [Evil Beet]
Six foot tall Kimora Lee is a lesbian. [Celebitchy]
Britney Spears has a hygiene problem. …
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January 16th, 2007
For those that don’t know, you can get the feed emailed to you daily. Now some notes about Vegas. It was cold as hell while the line for Pure was 300 people long. Next time I’m gonna figure out how to get on the VIP list so I can just woosh in after a buffet.
Lindsay …
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January 12th, 2007
Justin Timberlake wants it to be officially known he dumped Cameron Diaz’s fug ass like you would dump an ugly baby on a doorstep. Oh sure, the statement said it was mutual, but it’s pretty much assumed Justin finally got a good look at her after he came off his prolonged acid trip.
We have, in …
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January 10th, 2007
When Justin Timberlake cast Scarlett Johansson in his new $1 million video What Goes Around, Cameron Diaz was not happy at all.
“She could not believe he went behind her back to put her in the video,” says a Timberlake pal. “Cameron was very jealous of Scarlett.”
Johansson, who was in a My Chemical Romance video a …
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November 16th, 2006
Timbaland has an upcoming song called Give It To Me featuring Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake. In it, Justin sings:
Could you speak up and stop mumbling
I dont think you’re even clear
When you’re sitting on the top
it’s hard to hear you from way up there.
I saw you tryin to act cute on TV
“Just let me clear …
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