Justin Timberlake receives his butt plug award for Best Male Video. I’m sure Cameron Diaz will be more than willing to use it on him since the one they currently have doesn’t fit anymore.
Nicole Richie could be the next greatest ventriloquist’s dummy. Right after The Great Gabbo.
Mel Gibson got an award from the Latino Community …

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Justin Timberlake is a tortured soul. He is set to perform songs from his new album at the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which is an 11 week tour around America with such boorish company like Gisele Bundchen, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova. No word on whether or not Cameron Diaz is riding …

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Justin Timberlake has no plans to marry Cameron Diaz. Not because he’s screwing groupies on a constant basis. It’s because he doesn’t want to “put an end to their rampant sex life.”
It’s kind of sweet Justin will date people with deformities. Having acid thrown in your face is hard enough, but finding an eligible bachelor …

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X17 Online posted these pictures yesterday along with the explanation that Justin got chesty when he saw them taking the pictures. Watch out for the angry white boy fellas. He might throw his shoe at you.
Now, Cameron Diaz has filed a police report accusing the photographer of trying to run her and Justin Timberlake over …

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Lindsay Lohan has been banned from Justin Timberlake’s concert at the House of Blues on Saturday. Justin’s people are concerned for his comeback image and don’t want him associated with those kind of people.
“Justin’s gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music.
The last thing his label want is …

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In a recent interview with Observer Music Monthly, Justin Timberlake admitted to using drugs. Answer to why he’s dating Cameron Diaz. Check. He says the only reason he hasn’t been caught is because he does it in private and even if he does get caught, he always makes sure there are no cameras around. It’s …

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Justin Timberlake’s new single SexyBack has appeared. I guess you can call this music, but I couldn’t even tell if Timberlake was singing. Although you really have to wonder if Justin Timberlake singing a song called SexyBack is such a good idea. I’ll admit he’s somewhat good looking, but he’s dating Cameron “Medusa” Diaz which …

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Get ready to rock that body. Justin Timberlake, aka the White Usher, is back with a new album in the fall. Entitled FutureSex/LoveSounds, it features the new single SexyBack. All cds are purported to come with grammar-free booklets. Other singles to follow include TastyTummyTuck, BubbleButt and CreepyManByTheWindow. Yes, yours truly finally got a shout-out.
We hear …

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