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Kanye Is Pissed at Kim

According to HSK, Lorne Michaels may not be inviting Kanye West back to SNL because of the constant fighting backstage between Kanye, Kim and Kris Jenner.

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Kanye West Is a Klutz

His ego having been inflated to monstrous proportions, Kanye West no longer has the spatial awareness necessary to maneuver his head around safely.

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Kim Kardashian Is Having a Girl

Based upon the fixed constant by which her hips are increasing relative to the distance of her gait, scientists have concluded that Kim Kardashian is having a girl.