Kris Jenner Pretended She’d Have Kanye and Kim’s Baby on Her Show

Kris Jenner was hard up for viewers for her Fox talk show this morning so she decided to post a picture of her holding a baby on her Facebook page with the caption, “You never know who will stop by our show today!” The implication was this would be the first reveal of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s baby.


Kanye West Doesn’t Want You to Speak in His Presence

TMZ caught up with Kanye West at the airport and he must have still had some sand in his vagina from that time paparazzi caught him banging his head on a traffic sign because the photog started saying how much he loved his work which pissed Yeezus off to no end.


Kanye Is Pissed at Kim

According to HSK, Lorne Michaels may not be inviting Kanye West back to SNL because of the constant fighting backstage between Kanye, Kim and Kris Jenner.


Kanye West Is a Klutz

His ego having been inflated to monstrous proportions, Kanye West no longer has the spatial awareness necessary to maneuver his head around safely.