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OMG, OMG, OMG!

OMG, OMG, OMG! Blurry photos of Kate Beckinsale snorkeling in a black and white bikini? Can this day get any better? If I can find enough loose change underneath my ... Read More »

The Greatest Thing Ever?

Yesterday, a few pictures of Kate Beckinsale in an orange bikini showed up. I’ll admit it was pretty cool, but today, more photos from that set have come out and ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Wore a Bikini

There were a few other Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures today, but they were dotty, not unlike a magic eye poster. I’ll spare you from going cross-eyed staring at them only ... Read More »

Massive Fail

Remember a couple days ago TMZ posted a video of Kate Beckinsale’s kid accidentally stepping on her dress, forcing it down and popping her boob out, but the cameraman stepped ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Likes to Touch

TMZ has footage of Kate Beckinsale, her husband, their kid and their kid’s friend walking down Beverly Hills the other day when all of a sudden Kate inexplicably pulls down ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Has a Fat Ass

You’d think Kate Beckinsale would be the last to suffer from body image issues. She’s a 10 and I’d pretty much kidnap her and chain her to my basement if ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Loves Sex

Kate Beckinsale told Glamour Magazine that being a good cook and being good at sex are mutually exclusive. Kate, of course, is good at sex. “I’m the worst wife in the ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Is Pretty

Lily Allen wasn’t the only one to attend Glamour’s Woman of the Year Awards. Although, she was the only one to get completely trashed and carried out. Kate Beckinsale also ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale, World’s Hottest Woman

The first time I saw Kate, I didn’t take much notice of her. Oh look, another beautiful Hollywood actress. La-dee-da. Then, I saw more pictures of her. I also hear ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Is Lovely

Moviefone interviewed Kate Beckinsale and it was all pretty boring until they asked her about eating vagina. You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Is Really Hot

Kate Beckinsale has a spread in the new issue of Mean magazine. Oddly enough, I’m aroused. She talks about wanting to drop children out of windows, likening raw fish to ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Provides Fantastic Imagery

Kate Beckinsale was talking about how she was called a slut when she moved from former boyfriend Michael Sheen, who she has a nine-year-old daughter with, to Len Wiseman. She ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Does Esquire

Between these pictures of Kate Beckinsale and the ones of Natalie and Scarlett below it and Lindsay Lohan below that, I think this President’s Day turned out pretty well. The ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Is the Devil

Kate Beckinsale, dressed up as a devil, and husband Len Wiseman, dressed as Satan, took their kid out trick-or-treating yesterday. I’m not sure what their kid dressed up as, but ... Read More »

Len Wiseman Is a Grab-Ass

I usually like to work the ass grab in when my date is looking the other way. I’m sorry, did I say date? I meant that girl dancing right behind ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Goes Back to the Pool

I can’t tell you if these pictures are old or not because there have been a billion pictures of Kate Beckinsale getting into a pool and they all blend together ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Shows Some Whale Tail

Here are some amazing shots of Kate Beckinsale on the set of her new movie “Winged Creatures”. And by amazing I mean I can see part of her underwear. Sure ... Read More »

Luke Wilson Is a Diva

Sources on the set of Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale’s new movie, Vacancy, say the two co-stars can’t stand each other and that Luke is a diva. Luke is described ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Is Pink

A genocide could be taking place in the background and the only thing I would be thinking about is what this fluffy pink cloud of sexy would look like with ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Is for My Enjoyment

Damn you whoever made Kate Beckinsale. I’m tired of waking up and having to unstick my sheets in the morning. Also damn you Len Wiseman for having Kate wear that ... Read More »
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